Heechul was crying back at the swanky af dorms of SM. Donghae prepared for him a bowl of ramyun. As he gave him the bowl, Heechul pushed it back so the hot liquid flew into Donghae's eyes. "AARRGGH YOU SON OF ! WHAT ARE DOING THAT FOR??", he yelled. Heechul answered, "NICE TRY BUT THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN CHEER ME UP ESPECIALLY A RANK BOWL OF RAMYUN YOU MADE!", as he cried, flipped his hair, and hid under the duvet like a hormonal biatch. Suddenly, priest-turned-male-stripper Sisus (Siwon) rolled and sat beside Heechul and asked "Hyung? You're not still crying over..", "OF COURSE I AM I JUST LOST MY BABY MY JUNNIE AND I DON'T CARE IF EVERY FOUND OUT I'D RATHER LOSE MY REP THAN MY BABY I JUST WANT HIM BACK!!0", Heechul cried into Siwon's shoulder and smeared mascara over his $9999999 shirt. Leeteuk suddenly rolled in as he was picking laundry off the floor in their room, "Hey quit talking like that! You know it's for the best? Do you KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EVERYONE FOUND OUT? Not only would us being a group would become a jeopardy, YOUR SAFETY WOULD BE AT RISK..THE PEOPLE OUT THERE WOULD- "HEY HEY HEY!!", a flamboyant Kangin burst through the door, ahjussi Leeteuk judged him so hard. "YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLY CHEER YOU UP HYUNG??" he yelled as he wore an afro wig, star shaped glasses and a metallic leotard", "A NIGHT OUT IN THE TOWN! COME ON! WE'D HAVE SO MUCH FUN GETTING PISSED AS ON SOJU AND COULD EVEN SCORE WITH SOME ES! ;)". They all loo