to my lovely girls and charming lads, hello. this is totally not a trap to gain new friendships as i'd like i come in peace and offer nothing but late night conversations and neverending comfort. i'm sure you're fed up with seeing ads left and right, but i can assure you this will be a good use of your time; that is, if you choose to give me a chance. a couple arguably, necessary things to know about me: i'm from the minus side of the world, but i'm prompt with replies.