You know it's a good day when your palace court is sabotaged by an insane lady who may or may not have rabies, and the ramblings of said lady convince your parents to send you on a quest for true love out into the middle of who-knows-where for who-knows-how-long. Yes, life has never been sweeter for Kyuhyun and Eunhyuk.

Tao should've known that eating a random, rainbow colored cake left out in the open would've been dangerous. After all, who leaves perfectly good cake out in the open? Only fools! After passing out on the toilet (ahem, bad cake..), Tao wakes up in a world that's definitely not

The Infinite Monkey Theory states that if you set an infinite number of monkeys to typewriters for an infinite amount of time, eventually one of them will produce the complete works of Shakespeare. So theoretically, Jongin and Kyungsoo are destined to meet.It’s crazy how one sentence can change a lifetime.

Maybe you've always wanted to write a nonsensical story that defies all conventions of normality, but didn't think you could pull it off. Maybe you enjoy reading crack, and you want to take a peek into the tangled messes of the minds of the people who write them. Maybe you only clicked on this story because the ridiculous title caught your eye. Or maybe you just get a kick out of watching me trying to be funny. Whatever your reasons are, this tutorial is written for

A silly little Baekren drabble about country-boys.

Faith is faith and love is love, no matter how much Jaejoong tries to run. Thanks to a chance meeting in the rain and a little girl who still has her mother's faith, he realizes that he never lost anything at all. Yunho is waiting.

A series of drabbles and oneshots centered around Super Junior's KyuMin. #6: It’s Valentine’s Day at Hogwarts, and Kyuhyun wants to make something special for Sungmin. Unfortunately, things have a tendency to blow up in Kyuhyun’s face.

In which Sungmin is a pirate, Yesung is a wayward navy captain, and neither of them quite agree with each other (that is, until the subject of love is broached—because from there, things get a little complicated). Sometimes, you find happiness in the places where you’d never have thought to look.

“Remember Sungmin, don’t pick up any teddy bears and don’t talk to wolves named Kyuhyun!" But did he listen? Of course not. Parody of "Little Red Riding Hood". An abbreviated key for easy reference: Little Red Riding Hood – Sungmin The Big Bad Wolf – Kyuhyun LRRH’s parents – Leeteuk and Kangin Grandmother – Donghae (the dungeon-master) Hunter – Eunhyuk (the bodyguard) Flowers that are picked – The Teddy Bear of Doom (wh

In a parody of Romeo and Juliet walking the thin line between crack and insanity, Prince Taemin refuses to marry the prince of The Pink Pony Meadows. Just as he and the wizard Minho come up with an ingenious plan to circumvent this issue, another one appears in the form of a rival prince, Siwon, who is utterly enamored with Taemin. Among the epic quests, foreign dragons and mentally unstable wolves, who will get their happily ever after?

It takes utter boredom and a socially awkward stalker to make Key wish he had never set foot on such an un-fabulous cruise ship. Which also happened to be a Disney cruise ship. A Titanic parody. Also, if you read on FF.net and this sounds familiar, don’t worry: I didn’t steal it. I write on there too.   Main Pairing: Jongkey Side Pairing: 2min An abbreviated key for easy reference: Rose – Key Jack – Jonghyun Cal – Taemi