Five Minute Crack: A Tutorial for Writing the Crazies

Description

Maybe you've always wanted to write a nonsensical story that defies all conventions of normality, but didn't think you could pull it off. Maybe you enjoy reading crack, and you want to take a peek into the tangled messes of the minds of the people who write them. Maybe you only clicked on this story because the ridiculous title caught your eye. Or maybe you just get a kick out of watching me trying to be funny.

Whatever your reasons are, this tutorial is written for your use and enjoyment. After overwhelmingly popular request (read: three people maybe), here it is, in bite-sized installments...

Five Minute Crack: A Tutorial for Writing the Crazies

is this color making your eyes bleed yet

Foreword

Disclaimer:

This is not a tutorial on how to become a better writer. There are plenty of those out there and I am in no way an expert on it. Instead, I will be addressing how to make your fic as knee-slappingly hilarious as possible. Haha. Hahaha.

I cannot guarantee equal results for everyone who chooses to make use of this tutorial. What works me might not work for you, and what I think works might not actually work...at all...anyway. Welcome! I hope you enjoy it. :)

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asian3imposter
#1
You ma'am are the definition of crack in my dictionary!!! XD
Keep up the good work. Seriously, your fanfics totaly make my day!!!
strawberryberrys
#2
OHMAHGAWD your thing with the parenthesis. I HATE YOU FOR THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I SPENT LOOKING FOR THE CLOSING ONE? I WAS GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND MY LIFE WILL BE LIKE DEATH NOTE AND IT WILL ALL BE YOUR FAULT. =.=
...now I'm off to be a unicorn!
./flies awaaaaaaaaaay
nayeli21
#3
I kept looking for the parenthesis even when I knew it wasn't there o.0 xD
kokietcookie #4
My...my eyes. Two lines of that horrendous pink... (Sungmin would approve.)
entropy #5
im fairly certain the only way to write crack is to be crack

five, youve accomplished that