Taeyong

• Too good looking one
• The one that's always in the front lmao

Mark

• "Bring him home." LOL / "Your boyfriend should be like that." / "He would be your boyfriend if he wasn't in NCT. Good thing he's in NCT or else everyone would cry and he wouldn't have a job. He would be taking care of you, that's his job." (Excuse you mother *sassy finger snaps* I am independent and need no man...but she ain't wrong xD I'll take Mark any day thx.)
• The bright eyed one

Haechan

• The cute little one
• The baby
• The cute comedian

Jisung

• The one who needs to chill LOL she says he works so hard for someone so young and she demands he gets a childhood. Dang. Real talk.
• Too adorable
• Little Sehun lmao Quote: "aye, that one - he's going to be a heartbreaker. Look at him." XD
• The sweet one
• The silent one
• The big baby

Doyoung

• The girl / the needy woman (I'm sorry Doyoung but pfffft.... xD! At least Baekhyun was acknowledged as a boy LOL)

Johnny

• "Why does his English sound fake?" Lmao my mom is just calling out everyone. I can't xD
• The tall cute

Jaemin

• The heartbreaker xD
• The compliment/kiss-up master lolol

Ten

• The really gay one that's so gay lolol xD Apparently Ten is so gay, he surpasses Sehun and Baekhyun. I argued the things that Sehun and Baekhyun do and she literally goes, "Wait for it. He's young, he just learned from them not to do it publicly. He's hiding it for now. It will come out." XD

I'm dead guys.