These are so perfect, I can't even. These are translated from her mother tongue with some English, word for word. It's a compilation of how she addresses them and what she says about them. This woman I swear.

Fun Facts: She leaves for work late because she gets caught up in watching EXO vids with me. She's ridiculous ok. SHE BURNT DINNER BCZ THE EVE CAME OUT AND WE WATCHED ALL THE COMEBACK STAGES LOL She also mourned the loss of Kai ok when he was injured and couldn't dance OTL like she couldn't watch because she felt bad for him ...what?? xD

Chanyeol

• The hot instrumentalist that's so tall
• "your boyfriend."
• The one with fluff, you know with the hair lol
• The one that the gay one likes too much (LOL *cries* this is my favorite one. I died.)
• The best friend
• The confident one about everything "even though he doesn't dance well, he is still cute and does his best." (100% Chanyeol tho; not gonna lie lmao)

Baekhyun

• The gay one
• The pretty one with the pretty voice lmao
• The y one / the one who shakes his hips a lot xD
• The one that's like a girl but a cute guy lolol Quote: "I swear he's too pretty."

Kyungsoo

• The actor / the artist
• The small one / the tiny one
• The shy one that "I hope he mans up more and gets courage to be more out there like the other ones." (Aw lol)
• The really cute one
• "Your other other boyfriend that you're cheating with but I understand." (??? WhAt? What does that even mean?? xD)

Suho

• The too hot one
• The hot leader
• The cute little one

Lay

• The soloist
• The Chinese instrumentalist
• The milky skin one lol
• The one who "can't be Chinese because he looks too different and he's too hot that it's unfair to his race" (xD I can't omg)
• Your soft/timid boyfriend 

Kai

• Kai (I swear she's a Kai stan because she knows his name and calls it out but with everyone else I have to say their name for her omg)
• The dancing one
• The y-y one lmao / the too y one
• The bad one

Sehun

• The tall gay
• The sweet looking one that's bad lolol
• The quiet one that looks at everyone 
• The little brother of your boyfriend (Chanyeol lol)
• The cute one
• The one that's too good looking / the too hot blonde
• The baby (this is so accurate how does she do this. I swear she secretly uses Pinterest to look up EXO or something.)

Xiumin

• The one with the good body / the one that has a hot body
• The cute baby face one
• The wild one lmao
• "The one that...um, Chen, wishes he could marry. I feel bad for him." (Pffft *snort* LOL My mother pitied Chen. I can't. This is why she is my mom omg.)

Chen

• The one with the high voice / high pitched one 
• The Chinese looking one that's not Chinese xD

I CAN'T. I READ THESE AGAIN XD