Living in a tropical country means having a white Christmas is outside the realm of possibility for me (well, you know, unless global warming does its thing, which I sincerely hope it doesn’t). That doesn’t mean I can’t have a white Gyuriseumas, though!

(Thank you to ninelina for coining this Gyustan alternative to Christmas!)

So, for those of you who are like me and can’t have a white Christmas (or even for those who can), let’s celebrate our white Gyuriseumas, shall we? Which, naturally, means drooling over offering to sacrifice my firstborn for just one pat on that adorable booty appreciating the various holiday moods of our cutie commander!

“What do you mean I’ve been naughty?”

“Santa, I swear I haven’t been naughty this year!”

“Really, Santa, I swear! I don’t even know the definition of naughty!”

“Give me one example of when I’ve been naughty!”

"How is this an example of my naughtiness? What, making my stans think dirty thoughts is naughty?”

“That hardly ever even happens…”

“That’s only from one performance! It’s not a pattern of naughtiness!”

“I…will reflect on my actions for next Christmas.”

This post approved by Kim “Merry White Gyuriseumas!” Sunggyu.

*Picture credits to their owners

**My Gyumate pinnochi is partial to our bibimbaby in white. Who can argue with good taste, right? Love you, Gyumate!