Dumb K-Pop Fanfic moments #4

- Libraries, theatres, sports clubs or museums don't exist.

Not so cultured now, are we?

- Apparently everyone's favourite passtime is clubbing.

- She has no qualifications or experience but becomes their manager anyway.

- Claims that she can't dance, becomes a choreographer.

- All she does is lie in front of the TV until her famous boyfriend comes back and what do they do then? They lie in fornt of the TV until they fall asleep.

If I did that much lying, I'd be no better than a dead body.

- She is slim, tall, has beautiful features and charecteristics but guess what; Miss Angel has never been kissed before.

- She wakes up as if she's had fairies comb her hair through the night.

Some of us have to wash ours and try our hardest to get the knots out.

- The only thing she does go to the doctor's for is a car accident.

If I was coughing my lungs out and running a fever, I would've at least called the doctor.

- Nobody ever goes to the dentist. Not even for a check up.

- She's super rich, has mental health problems but never refers to a psychiatrist.

- She becomes homeless and suddenly everyone lines up to usher her to their place.

Honestly, I'd feel agitated if a person that I've known for 2 seconds moves in with me.

- Her friends are either really rich or really poor.

- Reading has gone past its use-by date.

#toocoolforschool

- Watches TV 24/7 but has no idea who EXO, VIXX, Big Bang, SHINee, Super Junior, SNSD or 2ne1 are.

Are you in a trance?

- She has abs but lives off take away and diet coke.

Could you tell me how you do that? I'm working my off to lose a tiny amount of weight.

- The only thing Daesung truly loves is Doraemon.

I'm sure he's grown out of it by now for god's sake!

- Kris detests chicken.

My Dad hasn't eaten chicken in 30+ years because he doesn't like it yet he still cooks it for me. I'm sure your pretty boy can be left in the same room with a plate of chicken without flailing his arms around and having a panic attack.

- All interviews are about love. No one ever asks about upcoming albums.

#seemslegit

- Everyone's a hopeless romantic.

- She sleeps with every member of the band and they're always fine with it. 

Hell, if my friend slept with 12 guys I would be mad let alone a potential love interest.

- Scandals die after 2 seconds.

- The only disease she can ever have is cancer.

I didn't realise it was that common in girls aged 16-23.

- The writer has done research on South Korean geography, culture and language.

- No one ever mentions accents.

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Okey dokey, I think I'm all done for today. Don't get too worked up. Cliches are understandable unless you use all of them. Even I cringe when I write these.

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ficsystem #1
Cancer...omg...
KingdomofSilence
#2
This series of blog posts is so much fun to read haha
Le_WickedNinja
#3
"She becomes homeless and suddenly everyone lines up to usher her to their place."
THIS!!!!!