*Barrage of swear storm ahead. Be warned*

WHAT THE KANGIN
WHAT
THE
YOU
I TRUSTED YOU
BUT YOU TOOK THAT TRUST
AND BEAT IT TO A PULP
WITH YOUR WATERMELON
WTF HOW COME THERE'S A WATERMELON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT ANYWAY?!

(he looks like the cabbage man from the legend of Aand btw. RIGHT?!)

THEY ALL LOOK LIKE A FOOL. A very adorable, cute and lovely fool.

KYUHYUN STARTED OUT LOOKING ING SUAVE AND
THEN THE SOUND EFFECT PLAYED AND IT WAS 'tweweweng'
TWEWEWENG

​SUNGMIN WHY. WHY. YOU LOOKED SO HOT IN THE TEASER PICS. BUT WHY SO DORKY. I HATE YOU YOU LITTLE (if you don't follow me on tumblr, that's my affectionate calling for him... Weird, I know... But well)

​SIWON AND LEETEUK OMG THAT MUSTACHE (Is it weird to say that I like the mustache on Teukie?) And that prison break thingy was just UBER CUTE AWH

EVERYONE LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF DORKS.

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

HEECHUL. WOW.

YOU HAVE ALL THE DIGNITY. IT'S LIKE EVERYONE SEND THEIR DIGNITY TO YOU. YOU LOOK GLORIOUS GURL WOW BOY AMAZING.

OKAY I HAVE TO ADMIT YOU SHARE THE DIGNITY RATION WITH DONGHAE, HUH? But who scratch their head with their gun... Omg he'll be the best crack!fic sheriff ever...

AND THE END SCENE, THE BACKGROUND SCENE, WITH EUNHYUK POSING ONTOP OF A CARRIAGE PULLED BY SHINDONG AND DORKY RYEOWOOK TWIRLING AT THE BACK LIKE HE'S ON THE SOUND OF MUSIC OR .

I WAS SO STUPID FOR KINDDA EXPECTING A HOT TEASER FROM THEM. LIKE OF COURSE IT'S GOING TO BE ONE HELL OF A DORKY TEASER (and that's why I love them so much) 

YO SUJU WRITERS. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO WRITE A WESTERN AU. AN ULTIMATE CRACK WESTERN AU. LETS. 

now I really don't know what to expect for the MV. Will it be dorky like this too? (I HOPE) 
But then maybe they'll throw a curve ball and it'll be one brooding of an MV and like that... 

EITHER WAY I'M SO PUMPED UP YO

(This is not my best fangirl ability guys... but I was so tired from a whole day at school [from 11AM till 8 PM guys!] and just see how good I am in exerting self restraint. No tumblr, no peek at youtube, nothing. I wanna feel UBER EXCITED but in the end there was just... gladness and content? What am I even saying here...)

Is it just me or does anyone think Quentin Tarantino or Gordon Ramsay when the music first played? lol