As a Gyustan, I, of course, love every little last part of our dear leader Kim Sunggyu. Even if it weren’t a necessity to adore every tiny bit of him (there’s a contract; other Gyustans understand me), it’s not like it’s a burden or anything. I mean, this a man whose every last cell invites devotion. Just take a look at those hands!

My Gyu, those hands. I keep saying I will dedicate a chapter to those hands one day, but it’d be easier for me to just smear syrup all over my body and lay down on top of an ant hill. That’d be a cakewalk compared to trying to find the right words to describe those ten digits.

Mmm, and that back. I’d hate to see him leave, but I wouldn’t mind watching him go!

 (So cheesy, but so accurate. Don’t shoot me!)

Isn’t it patently unjust for a man to radiate iness even from the most ridiculous bits of his anatomy? I mean, who on Earth has a y clavicle? How did he pack so much iness into that little exposed dip between his neck and shoulder? Doesn’t that just beg for some…um, double-dipping? (I don’t know where I was trying to go with that pun. Assume something dirty and not appropriate for general audiences. And clever, of course).

Yes, our dearest leader is composed of nothing but lovable bits.

However, there is one portion of the Gyu’s spectacular anatomy that is wholly more spectacular than the other parts. It’s not just pretty; oh no, nothing as mundane as that. Although okay, they’re utterly pretty…

(Ahem, I’m going to need a moment to grab a paper towel several paper towels a whole roll of paper towels to wipe off my monitor.)

(I suspect I will be needing a few dozen rags for…uh, purposes…( to sop up the drool) during our discussion of this, but that’s okay. My mom’s cool with it.)

Yes, indeed, I’m talking about Sunggyu’s lips. Or as Shakespeare would describe them: Those lips that Love's own hand did make (Sonnet 145).

(And which Hoya’s hand apparently feels the need to enhance. To each their own.)

At this point, you might thinking this ynoona has gone off the deep end. You’re probably thinking, “Sure, Sunggyu has a nice pair of lips, but—”

And I’m going to stop you right there. See, there’s no point arguing with me about this. Gyu’s lips aren’t just lovely to look at. They’re downright magical. And I don’t mean because they can apparently vanish any sort of food stuff placed between faster than you can say “Feeding time, hamster baby!”…

Well, okay, that’s kinda magical, I suppose, but the amazing abilities of his lips extend far beyond just making food disappear inordinately quickly. Those lips? They can stop people’s higher-order brain functions. They can stop girls from transferring schools. They can stop wars.

See, even Jae Suk oppa acknowledges the power of the Gyu’s lips! If you don’t believe the nation’s MC, well, you just go to the back of the room and think about your life choices, dear.

The bibimbaby’s lips have an incredible potency, and a kiss from them is as effective as any snare. You really don’t have to look any further than the Infinite members.

Leader lovesick fools all. Eh, but I don’t blame them. Who can resist those utterly kissable lips?

Yeah, no one. And it’s probably why Gyu doesn’t play all that fast and loose with that magical mouth of his. I mean, aside from the Infinite members, who exactly has gotten to enjoy those precious lips? Nearly no one, and that is a horrid, horrid shame. I mean, such beauty should be enjoyed, even if it might be a tad dangerous. After all, Niagara Falls can be a perilous place to visit, but do you see the US and Canadian authorities erecting fences all around it? Of course not, because it would be a travesty and a great injustice to the human race to try to conceal such breathtaking splendor, for fear you might get a bit wet.

The danger of getting wet should not restrict your access. That would be wrong! Just so very, very wrong. Which is why I’m glad the Gyu is part of Vampire: The Musical, because not only does he make for one smokin’ hot undead bloodsucker…

… it also means he is getting the chance to plant one on someone other than his groupmates. (Not that I don’t enjoy that. Thoroughly. And um, repeatedly.)

You put that enchanted mouth to work, Gyubaby! Those lips are wasted if they’re not being used. Six teammates is simply not enough to quell the magic contained within them, I’d say. Castmates, enjoy the magic that is Kim Sunggyu’s mouth.

(And perhaps one day the cutie commander will be charitable and share with the rest of us, too…)

This post approved by Kim “Magic Lips” Sunggyu.

*Picture credits to their owners

P.S. I've found that my blogposts have started to get a bit scattered (much like my feels in the presence of Sunggyu, hahaha), so I've decided to start a sort of archive which you can get to by clicking on the Gyu pic below or here. I've moved some of my older Gyublogs there, some which I've tweaked, and I'll be posting about Gyu from there on and will reserve this blog for more personal stuff or shorter impressions of things, so people who want to check in on my personal life (thank you for that!) or who don't particularly want to be spammed with the Gyu (ahem, my leader would not be pleased by that, but he is a merciful hamster and will let you slide) won't have to be. Hope to see you there!