Once upon a time, in a land far away, 31 years ago, she was born on this day.

Who is ‘she’?, you may ponder. Why, it’s Park Kahi, the world’s 8^thwonder.

Full-blood Korean, born Park Ji Young, Never have I seen, a human this strong.

After 10 years, of sweat, blood and tears, you finally debuted, with your lovely peers.

Establishing a reputation among Korea’s biggest labels, if someone called you lazy I’d beat them with a table.

You debuted in ’09, with this group called ‘After School, our first impression was “Hawt dayum, dey iz so kewl”.

But unfortunately, a member departed, and your fame in KPop hardly even started.

However, out of the blue, came two members anew! Along with a song entitled ‘Because Of You’.

You got your first win, 10+ months after debut, everyone burst out into tears, but you tried to remain strong, yes, I mean you.

As another member came, and one more left, I can only imagine, how you must have felt

But you remained strong, keeping with the After School bond, a member may have left, but the memories aren’t gone.

You led your group ,straight into Japan, gaining success even after ‘BANG!’

It’s probably not easy, saying farewell, and welcoming new members, who at first you did not know well.

But, hey look at you, that’s why they call you ‘Appa’, because you take care of your members no matter what.

You’ve done a lot to ensure success, and it’s not a surprise that you always want to do your best

Taking care of that member that catwalks on counters, or that one troll with pranks upon immediate encounter

Or that other member, that’s tired from filming, or that young’in that sings her heart out and gets little recognition

And the new member, who may have felt out of place, but you treat her like a part of the family, putting a smile on her face

Your motto is ‘Talent can’t surpass hard work’, you train your girls well, when you all do dance battles, we can surely tell.

How many can say that they come up with band concepts? That they spent 10 years working to achieve their success?

How many can say that at age 31 they are, considered one of the greatest dancers by far?

You’ve achieved so much, and you’re such a well-rounder, singer, dancer, and even a rapper

Your ‘children’ love you with their whole heart, especially your wife, from whom I hope you never part.

Your legs can measure around the globe twice, and your smile brightens everyone’s day.

Your abs are made of solid gold, and your dimples make my legs turn to jellay.

Your charisma is undeniable, your iness leaves a seething trail, but you also have your adorable moments and you can herp and derp without fail.

Basically what I’m saying, and I’m sure all Playgirlz agree

You’re a beautiful inspiration to lazy s like me

Please never change, Park Kahi.<3

Merry Birthday, power leader!

-Kahi picture/gif spam-♥

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Gifs and pictures are not mine-

-G.B.♥