The blog troll has risen once again. I’m going to make that my unofficial title.

The Blog Troll. Aw yea.

So, after being into KPop for 3-4 years, and experiencing the many different tunnels that are within the surface of KPop, I have discovered certain things that seem better off unsaid if you want to survive in the KPop fandom.

lol I make it sound like you’re going to die if you don’t follow the rules or something lol.

Anyway, these are what I believe to be the Unspoken Rules of Annoying KPop Fangirls/Fanboys(in no particular order)

1.) Never criticize SNSD. Ever. No, just stop mid-sentence right now. Unnies will always be perfect and ur just a jealuz hatr.

2.) Yoona can sing amazingly.  Hush child. Just hush and nod.

3.) New Girl group? GATHER ROUND THE FIREPLACE FOR SNSD COMPARISONS GUISE.

4.) You may not admit it, but you ship EunHae,YunJae and HanChul. Especially HanChul.

5.) Every male member that you like is . Poor noona

6.) Brian Joo is the of all es. (This is true)

7.) What? What was that? You don’t happen to think Donghae is the cutest/iest/most attractive thing on this planet?.....OFF WITH YOUR HEAD.

8.) It’s perfectly fine to use Korean words at random when you speak/type. You know, even if you don’t speak or know Korean at all :D. That’s okay because oppa loves you.

9.) Fanfiction: doesn’t matter how well-written it is, so long as there’s

10.) You don’t ship TaeNy? Are you like, joking right now? You have got to be mentally damaged.

11.) Best rapper? MINHO OPPAAA <3333…..Tablo? Who’s that? What’s an ‘Epik High’? O.o

12.) I’m sorry I didn’t hear that. Say what? Taecyeon abs and abnormally large biceps don’t make you shiver with pleasure? Odd….

13.) OPPA DIDN’T MEAN IT!!! T_T

14.) “I love my oppa and I want him to be happy:)”

 Oppa is announced to be dating.

“Shame. Can’t believe I misplaced that knife. Oh well, time to do some Internet hating on that that’s going after my oppa :).”

15.) Shin Dong’s not fat guys…

16.) “Let’s be friends!....wait you ship what?..................I don’t think this is going to work out.”

17.) Oppa does Special Stage with another female idol.

Let the death threats and insults begin.

18.) Amber? Gay?.....nah

19.) You are hereby allowed to add “Byun” to the beginning of any idol’s nickname, since you believe that is equivalent to “_____ the ert” even though you’re technically calling them .

20.) Did I mention that you can call the idols by their nicknames even though you don’t personally know them? :D Sica and Fany unnie are so kyuteeee <3333

21.) A picture of Onew? Staring into space? IT MUST BE CHICKEN IT’S ALWAYS CHICKEN. ONCHICKEN FO LYFE.

22.) You find your oppa really attractive? You are hereby entitled to say that you would wish to “” him or vice versa. Because that’s 100% morally acceptable.

23.) Female idol likes your oppa? DOWN WITH THE .

24.) “OMQQ AMBER MAKES ME GAY!!!11oneone!!11”

25.) It’s perfectly acceptable to hate Jessica because of the character that she was told to portray in the “Super Girl” MV. Who cares if she was following a script? Hate the .

26.) Kibum oppa is coming back <333 13elieve!!

27.) Hyuna is a !!!111!!! How dare she follow the provocative concepts that her company gives her? HOW DARE SHE.

28.) TVXQ nearly es on stage. Acceptable.

RaNia’s thighs are showing. Shun them from society.

29.) Sensitivity towards other cultures? Nah…oppa didn’t mean it.

30.) “IT WAS JUST A MISTRANSLATION GUISE.”

31.) Popular pairing? DOWN WITH THE FANFICTION GRAMMAR.

32.) My unnies are plastic free <3333

33.) “Ugh Hyuna is a such ING IN TROUBLEMAKER!. But I luv u Hyunseunggie oppa <333”

34.) (insert male idol here) and (insert male idol here) are standing next to each other… THEY MUST BE ING.

35.) What was that? You don’t like an idol? Oh that’s fine, you can bash their family as well, Das coo, das coo.

36.)Baby V.O.X? Fin K.L.?You must be making up names.

37.) Best female rapper? CL UNNIE <333

......who is Tasha?What are you going on about now?

38.) "Hyoyeon unnie is so underrated!...Instead of letting people know why she shouldn't be underrated and expose them to her good qualities,I'm going to rant about how underrated she is! That's a lot more logical."

And that’s all I could think of at this time of night lol.

If any of you can’t feel the sarcasm that is oozing out my words, you obviously don’t know me well enough lol

I felt like making this post because well, these kind of things annoy me and mocking people’s actions in a humorous way is one of my fortes.

I should be a script-writer for Family Guy.

KBye ♥

-G.B.♥

(I apologize for wasting your blog space)