You know, when you’re a Gyustan, the cutie commander is never far from your mind. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it infinite (ha!) times: once you’ve caught the hamster fever, the chances of you recovering are extremely low. You’d have more luck seeing Gyu’s eyelids raised to more than ten millimeters.

Anyhow, I had to run to the post office today, and as I was handing over some coins to pay for my postage, a thought suddenly struck me: Why isn’t Kim Sunggyu on a coin or stamp yet?

No, seriously, have you seen this man’s side view? Take a look at it, courtesy of this photo shared by my dearest Gyumate pinnochi:

HOW HAS THIS FLAWLESS PROFILE NOT YET BEEN IMMORTALIZED BY THE MINT OR THE POST OFFICE?

WHAT SORT OF EGREGIOUS OVERSIGHT IS THIS?

THIS NEEDS TO BE IN MY STAMP OR COIN COLLECTION…

…WHICH, OKAY, NEITHER OF WHICH I HAVE, BUT WOULD TOTALLY START IF I COULD ADD THIS TO IT:

OR THIS:

OR MY GYUNESS, THIS!

Um, sorry for all the yelling. It’s just that it’s such a horrid travesty, you know? I mean, look! Who wouldn’t want to see this beautiful outline when they’re fishing around in their wallet for coins?

Or a stamp? (Especially a stamp…)

That nose—like a geometry textbook example of an isosceles triangle.

That mouth—clearly stolen straight from Cupid’s own chubby little hands.

Oh yum, those sideburns. I don’t even know what to say about those sideburns except: Yes, please.

And don’t get me started on that neck! That neck could inspire an entire library of books about it (which, hopefully, Woohyunnie wouldn’t blow up with his mind). Let’s just say noona has entertained some rather vivid thoughts about turning vampire on that pretty little neck (not the sparkly kind! The non-Tom Cruise-Lestat kind!)

Then again, if they put Gyu on coins and stamps, I’m almost certain we’d have a shortage of them within a week.

Make that a day.

So it’s probably for the best that the people in charge of these things have overlooked this most perfect of models, this exemplar of hot profiles. You know, for the good of the economy and the postal service.

(And you know, ynoona's ovaries...)

However, whenever they find a way to resolve the problems inherent in putting the bibimbaby on the currency and postage, rest assured, he’s ready with his fabulous profile.

This post approved by Kim “Mesmerizing, aren’t I?” Sunggyu.

*Picture credits to their owners