I been living in a cave for a couple of months and now I come to AFF to find the most bizzarre trend to me.

 

 

 

YOU FICS WHERE I AM MARRIED/DATING EXO!!!!

 

 

 

Can you imagine having 12 husbands like seriously IMAGINE IT!!! DO IT RIGHT NOW!!!!

 

 

 

OK...this is what I imagine happening for me.

 

Dinner Time

 

Me: *super tired* So...you guys know that I am not making dinner tonight. As much as I love making a banquet everyday I think tonight you should all just order a pizza. 

 

Kai: but we had pizza yesterday!

 

Kris: and the day before that!

 

Chen: At least you got pizza ...she gave me bread with ketchup on it TnT

 

D.O: ill...cook again

 

Me: Maybe you should be the wife >.>

 

 

 

 

 

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Planning for children

 

 

 

Me: ok we are going to play rock, paper, scissors. Whoever are the last 3 standing get to have kids with me.

 

Sehun: Why dont you have 1 kid with all of us?

 

Me: No way I only want 3 kids at the most.

 

Suho: lets do a vote who thinks we should do it her way?

 

*only I raise my hand* 

 

Suho: *grins* who agrees with Sehun?

 

 

 

*all raise their hands*

 

Me: oh noo!!!

 

Kris: I get first !!!

 

Me: AHHHHHHHHH *is ambushed*

 

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Hanging out with other people

 

 

 

Girl: so which one is your husband

 

Me: ummmmm...all of them

 

Girl: hahaha youre so funny

 

Kai: Yeobo~ *kiss* Can we leave now?

 

Girl: so this is your husband? Hi Im Rachel

 

Kai: yep I am. Im her number 1 K-A-I

 

Luhan: *hugs me too and shyly kisses my cheek*

 

Lay: yah...why are you two always hogging my wifey to yourselves?

 

Rachel: wait whut is going on? 

 

Me: *blushing* I told you...these guys are my husbands

 

Random girl: What a total !

 

Rachel: *looks at her husband* I want what she got!!!

 

 

 

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Parents

 

Mom: I dont wanna judge but...why 12?

 

Me: Well I been SINGLE FOR LIKE FOREVER AND IM A FREAKING AJUMMA I NEED TO CATCH UP FOR THE MISSED OUT TIME  And..we have a love that is so deep and unbreakable

 

Mom: oh..

 

Me: no I am just kidding...I‘m a total

 

Mom: at least I get tons of grandbabies~ yeah. Oh I better learn some Chinese and Korean now 

 

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y Time

Bacon: When do I get a turn

Chanyeol: You never show me any loving either

Me: well ummm

Tao: shuuu shuu

Xiumin: Noona is ours for the week. 

Me: you two are so greedy *laughs*

Kris: *picks me up* 

Me: o.o K..kris

Kris: *says to them* You two are gonna die s *laughs* I never take no for an answer

Me: KRIS WE ALREADY DID IT 5 TIMES !! YOU HSVE MADE ME PREGGY TWICE TOO

Tao: ......ene 

Xiumin: yah...next time lets put super glue in his underwear.

 

Lol yeah so um hahaha XP Im so retarded but I just cant see it working.