Impossible as this may be to imagine, there are actually entities in this plane of existence that do not find our dear hamster leader utterly irresistible.

SHOCKING, ISN’T IT? Makes you want to shout, “WHAT BLASPHEMY IS THIS?!?”

Now, now, don’t go grabbing your pitchforks yet! Once you see who it is that hasn’t succumbed to our cutie commander’s charms, you’ll understand that we have more important missions than finding the non-Gyu lovers and subjecting them to a highly necessary treatment course of Sunggyu singing Because live and squinting his grandpa eyes searching for red ginseng drinks.

Take heart in the fact that given enough time and exposure, anyone and anything can be converted into a slobbering mess of Gyu loving. Observe.

Sunggyu and the dogs didn’t really start off on the right foot paw. Kind of hard to do so when one party (ahem, the Gyu) was screaming-for-his-omma petrified of the other (even though the other party were sweeties).

(Is Gyu seriously trying to pick a fight with this adorable creature?!?)

Then, of course, like all animate and inanimate objects, they succumbed to our cutie commander’s charms.

Try, then, to think of the following lost souls as poor, misguided sheep, just little children who don’t know any better, whom we must help bring into the fold…of the hamster.

(Um, yeah, okay, that metaphor was kind of mixed as well as lame, but you get the picture!)

Lost Sheep 1

Okay, first of all, I do not blame that little girl one bit for seeming totally not amused. Goodness, if I was in a vehicle operated by that reckless driver extraordinaire, I wouldn’t even manage that neutral an expression! Last I checked, Gyu still doesn’t have a license, and he has no qualms about running over heart princes just looking for hugs. Props to that child for keeping the fear off her face! I’m sure, given a new, safe environment, she would quickly become aware of the allure of Sunggyu oppa

(Must. Suppress. Own. Jealousy. At. Never. Being. Able. To. Call. Gyu. Oppa).

Lost Sheep 2

In case you wanted a frontal view:

It’s Kim Sunggyu with a baby! (Give me a moment. Noona needs some time to pull herself out of the Olympic-sized swimming pool of feels).

Okay. I’m good.

No, no, I am not.

IT’S KIM SUNGGYU WITH A BABY! OUR BIBIMBABY IS HOLDING A BABY!

Sweet honey child, one day, once you’ve become saturated with the dear leader’s charms, you will look back at this and wonder why you cried when you were in such a magical (if somewhat hamsterly) embrace.

These little children need our help, Gyustans. Not just them, mind you! To whomever wonders, “Who is Kim Sunggyu and why should I love him?”, we must spread the Gyu love! Spread it nice and thick! (Otherwise, Gyu may not be able to see it. You know, with his little eyes and all).

This post approved by Kim “I’m going to get my little hamster claws into all of you” Sunggyu.

*Picture and video credits to their owners