This has got to be one of the most fun, most informative, most fanfic-inspiring interviews Infinite has ever done. It’s probably a combination of the fact that they’ve been away from the Korean entertainment interview scene for awhile (must be nice to be able to speak/listen without the need for an interpreter), K.Will is not only someone they’re rather familiar with, plus a good interviewer, but also because they’re probably bursting at the seams with stories from the tour. I mean, the tour was massive. I go away for a few days, and I come home with weeks’ worth of stories. Can’t imagine they even scratched the surface of all the experiences they had, even if this was a nearly two-hour show.

If you haven’t already watched it, or just want to watch it again, go ahead and click play! (My random observations follow).

Random observations

♦ Hyung line was really, really chatty. Like, seriously. I think you could splice together the number of times the dongsaengs talked and get an audio file that wouldn’t be long enough to serve as a proper ringtone.

♦ Although yay to Myungsoo for giving a shout-out to Thailand!

♦ Dongwoo was by far the chattiest Cathy of the bunch. (I am digging this hair color on him). Though, of course, bibimbaby wasn’t about to sit there quietly.

♦ Sheesh. Drama queen Gyu strikes again. Listen, fainting is no laughing matter. Absolutely not, but the fact is I laughed (just a little) when he brought it up again several more times! Namu bled, baby—let him tell that story!

♦ Gyu once again demonstrates his trademark non sequitur answering techniques. My favorite? K.Will asks for their most memorable fans. Our cutie commander proceeds to talk about seeing an A) fan of Hoya’s who B) caught his attention because he thought she was Korean, but who C) turned out to be Japanese. Um, so what was memorable about her? I seriously saw the little hamster wheels turning in his head as he tried to figure out a better response than “She had a nice…blouse”, and failed in his miserable patented Gyufail manner.

♦ As if I needed the point driven home yet again, reason 56309780 that I will never be able marry Kim Sunggyu: our dearest little patriot “can’t eat rice without kimchi.” So either I learn how to make kimchi (that’s not gonna happen; I can cook reasonably well, but I’m too lazy to do anything so time-consuming) or make myself a frequent patron of the one Korean grocery store in Bangkok. I suppose the latter could be done, but there might have been an incident where I toppled several packages of ramyun on one of my visits there…

♦ How sweet is it though that no matter where the Gyu goes, home is where his heart is? Now, if he would just export his cute little tushy, we’re good to go.

♦ I want that lotion Woohyun “borrowed” from Sunggyu. I want to slather it all over myself. You know, because I could pretend Gyu hugged me so I smell like him I have dry skin.

♦ JANG DONGWOO WALKS AROUND IN HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT. LIKE SERIOUSLY. AND THERE IS PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF. Why do I have to have the most modest bias?!? (She asks, in a totally non-y, merely wondering for the sake of wondering kind of way).

♦ Encore concert! Fancams! Probably no English ending remarks, but still, fancams! Noona loves fancams! There might even be sightings of Gyubelly! Or even maybe Gyuankles!!! /swoons like a Victorian era gentleman

*Video credit to InspiritSubs, with sincere thanks from all Inspirits