All right, they say the first step to healing is to admit you have a problem.  So here goes…

My name is informantxgirl.

I am a Gyuholic.

Yes, I am absolutely, crazily, hopelessly addicted to one oddly y elderly hamster.

I’ve tried to kick the habit. Honestly, I have! I mean, I’ve tried to avoid looking at any pictures of the bibimbaby, but do you know how hard that is?!? It seems no matter where I look, there he is!

Searching up pix of Infinite’s visual, I get this:

Like, how dare you sneak into that shot, Gyu; listen, I can tell from the composition that you weren’t originally supposed to be in that photo, you darn hamster, you just stuck your (so, so cute) face in there! Sheesh!

When looking for photos of Infinite’s resident dance machine:

Whaaa—? I can’t even fully appreciate Hoya’s tongue action with you in the background smiling like that, Sunggyu!

Fine, let’s go on to snaps of the second eldest hyung…

Oh, COME ON!

No, no, I can do this. The maknae. That’s right. He’s adorable, surely I can find some pictures of him all by himself.

Is he seriously out-aegyoing the maknae?!? That is so cute! I feel myself falling further…Ugh, no!

What about the choding? Surely the choding is a safe bet for Gyu-less photos…

Why do I get the feeling the cutie commander is laughing at me in those last two pictures?

Okay, I’m not even going to bother with looking up Infinite’s heart prince, not with how rampant Woogyu is. Well, maybe there’s safety in numbers? There’s seven members of Infinite, so if I look for pictures of two or more members, the odds of me getting a pic without Gyu is…uh…well, pretty good, right? (Regardless of what American movies think, not all Asians are good at math!)

Yeah, I have a good feeling about this…

Oh, COME ON!

Fine. Forget about Infinite altogether. There are other Kpop artists out there. Gyu can’t be creeping on them, right?

Okay, I give up.

This post approved by Kim “Aha! No one escapes me!” Sunggyu.

*Pictures and gifs credits to their owners