The Philippines

Another blog post from your one and only, stupid Author! :D

So, here's a semi-kpop related post

I was creeping 2NE1 earlier today and then I found out that Dara lived in the Philippines,thus she speaks tagalog. Since she's Thunder's sister, he also speaks tagalog.

And then I also noticed that a lot of S<3nes or just KPop fans in general are from/live in the Philippines.

Which led to my research.

So I was creeping your country today, and here's some stuff I found out that I did not know before:

1.)7,107 ISLANDS?!

WHAT.THE..

H.O.W? I always knew the Philippines was an archipelago, but how the hell can you manage to have over 7,000 islands?

Can you like, take a boat from one island to the next?

Like seriously, that's too many islands for my small mind to even fathom.

 

2.)I did not know that there are,like different languages. I thought tagalog was the only one.

But it turns out there's like Waray-Waray,Cebuano,IIokano,Hiligaynon,etc.

I also didn't know that English is also an official language (is that right?)

 

3.)WHY IS YOUR COUNTRY SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL?

I researched different pictures of the Philippines (the tourist areas and the "run-down" areas,I hope that term didn't offend anyone) and it's so beautiful

I would kiss the trees and make love to the beaches.

I kid you not.

If The Philippines was a person I would marry it and make beautiful babies with it.

You may now call me Mrs.DinoNumberPhilippines.

 

4.) I did not know that The Philippines was the 12th most populated country in the world.(Fun fact: Vietnam is the 13th)

DAYUM.

12th most populated country in the world with over 94,000,000 people.And another 11,000,000 that live overseas.

 Then I look at my tiny little country and we're 141st place with 2.5 million people. T_T

 

5.)I did not know that the Filipino culture doesn't come from just Asia.

It incorporates Spanish, Asian (i.e Malay) and American influence.

B.a.d.a.s.s.

 

6.)I did not know that Vanessa Hudgens(that High School Musical chick),Nicole Scherzinger(but then again, that is everything) and Enrique Inglesias were of Filipino descent.

No wonder they're so damn gorgeous.

 

7.)The food there is a godsend.

I went to my mom's hospital for this party thingy, and most of the people that work there are Filipino. Since I'm a person that likes eating multi-cultural food, they filled my plate with Filipino food (egg rolls, fried seafood, other stuff that I don't remember because I was like 11 at the time)

I nearly died of a food .

It was so delicious I just wanted to steal all of the food and cherish it forever.

Not even eat it. Just look at its beauty......and then eat it.

 

So, based on my research I have come to the conclusion that the Philippines is a badass country,and anyone who lives in the Philippines, and you are reading this:

Kidnap me and take me to your country right.damn.now.

Or at least send me some of those delicious egg rolls.

 

 

And that was my useless blog post for this week

Bye Bye~

lol I'm sorry if I'm blowing up your blog, and just let me know if I should start shutting up

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TheQuietYetEvilOne
#1
lol You, my friend, are most certainly an interesting, yet highly amusing character. I tip my hat to thee =^-^=
DinoBro18 #2
Ahaha. It overwhelmed me, since I am a Filipino ^_^

I know three languages: Pampango, Tagalog, and English.
For me there's only one word to describe our country: BEAUTIFUL :D

~I just hoped that the economy will be more stable so that no Filipino will work abroad :(
SoSoShi #3
Hey Giselle did you also know
that your bestfriend ( me ) is
filipino :)
WOOOOT #4
Hehe, I like to think that you chose to write the fun fact about Vietnam because of me :D
rovena
#5
Where are you? So, I can kidnap you and bring you here in the Philippines to eat some Lechon Cebu with me and stuff like that..hehe~
redz96 #6
Lol. No no no ..don't shut up DinoNumber4..continue haha...I have never seen anyone think my country was badass..well I feel proud :)..

And lool..about Dara..she was pretty famous in Philly XD..