You know what? I find it patently unfair that basically every video clip of Sunggyu that I find—every single one, without fail—makes me fall that much more in love with him. Heck, I bet I could find a fancam of him standing around smiling and I’d still hit replay an infinite amount of times because I’d just squee over even these most inane of activities...

Oh, wait.

Too late.

How dare you, you energetic yet sluggish hamster leader, you? How dare you look lovable just leaning over a railing? And how dare you ramp up the cute by smiling and waving? Don’t you know I’m old and I can’t take that much excitement?

CAN’T YOU FEEL MY PAIN?

Just stop already. STOP! So cute!!! It’s killing me! Noona is begging you…

Why the hair? Oh my Gyu, why the HAIR? My fourth favorite part of you? (Third, if you’re wearing a turtleneck sweater). So many feeeeellllsssss. So many intense, dirty, dirty feeeeellllssss…

You showed up nearly a minute into the video, but omo! That jacket you have on—the zipper is in the back? And you’re swaggering all the way back to your van? Do you even know what effect that combination of clothing and walking is having on me? Why do you always give me such non-PG thoughts?!? I’m getting on in years and I can’t take it!

(Also, at 0:14, yay! Another person wanting to know who our boys are!)

No, no, no, I can’t continue watching you, I just can’t, you’ll kill me, dear leader. I’m going to watch something that doesn’t have you, just for a quick breather.

Ahhhh, here’s a fancam of Hoya watching Rain at the MAMAs. A-ha! No Gyu there. Eunji and Hoya in the same frame! Be still my shipper heart! (Eunji is adorbs!) Those EXO kiddies look very into Rain sunbaenim. You rock it, oppa!

What the—?

Kim Sunggyu, you lulled me into a false sense of security for 1 minute and 21 seconds and then you pop up like that? Like a freakin’ hot boss? Next to Eunji, no less?

That’s it. Noona surrenders…but that doesn’t mean she’ll do so quietly! She’s willing to risk a cuteness-induced heart attack for you, but she will curse you heartily even as her old ticker gives out!

My goodness. As if I needed more reasons to curse Kim Sunggyu for being a whole big ball of ACK-SO-ADORABLE-THIS-IS-NOT-GOOD-FOR-NOONA’S-POOR-HEART.

Please enjoy the literal second of Gyu at the end of this video, as he realizes, “Oh, we’re all standing up?”

*Video credits to their owners, with much thanks to them and much love/loving hate to Sunggyu