So, I was out of the country for a bit (and thus, forgive me if I didn’t reply to your comments). I wish I could say I was doing something fun and/or interesting, like attending OGS London or whatnot, but NO! Darn. Real life and, more specifically, work intruded, and kept me from my Gyu feels.

Well, can’t keep a GyuGirl down!

Black Friday has passed, but that doesn’t mean the holiday shopping season is over. Oh no, it’s just started! Some of you might be stumped over what to get for your loved ones, though, so who better to present you with some gift options than the cutest grandpa-like hamster in all of Kpop?

These particular gifts do double duty—they will please the people who get them and the giver!

For the fashionistas in your life

Traditional Korean clothing (hanbok)

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Sunggyu here models the male version of the Korean national costume, and quite adorably so…you know, if you’re into a clothed Sunggyu. Hahahaha.

Scarf

All right, not a particularly practical gift for someone who inhabits hotter climes, but South Korea gets cold, and you’ll need just such a scarf if you plan to camp outside for eleven hours waiting to propose to Sunggyu wait outside different venues for our dear leader. Or you know, study penguins.

For the sports enthusiasts in your life

Swimming goggles

Baby may not be able to swim (not well, anyway), but he knows the importance of optical protection!

Protective headgear

A must-have item because of its versatility—protects your head from taking blows whether you’re boxing, jumping onto an inflated raft, or running for your life from an angered group leader!

Visor cap

Clearly self-explanatory.

For the pet lovers in your life

Dog shampoo

Caution: this particular brand known to cause over-excitement in hamsters and the elderly.

For the do-it-yourselfers in your life

Bench

If you build this bench, there is a 0.0000000000000001% chance Sunggyu might come to pose on it just like this. I like those odds. Don’t you?

Personal repair assistant

Extremely versatile. Can be handsome and hand over a hammer OR hand over a hammer and be handsome. Can’t beat his usefulness.

For the audiophiles in your life

Earbuds

Sorry, staring at that flawless cheek made me forget the witty caption I had planned.

Personal main vocalist

He’s also a capable dancer and songwriter, as well. Caution: extreme greasiness included.

For the seasoned travelers in your life

Helicopter

A rather pricey gift, to be sure, but a stylish one and utterly unique. The recipient of this gift will definitely appreciate it, and you’ll be able to get wherever you want (ahem, like the Infinite dorm) in a most timely manner.

Not included: perfectly-synchronized Kpop boyband headed by a y hamster (sorry, the insurance premiums would be through the roof!).

Of course, if you’re like this pedonoona, there’s only one gift worth finding in your stocking this holiday season, even with Um-what?-debut-era hair.

Skip the wrapping paper, please.

Hahahaha.

(Only half-joking).

Enjoy your holiday shopping!

*I claim none of these pictures as my own. My feels are my own, and nothing else.