Per a request from pinnocchi, who regularly provides me with my much-needed (and much-craved) Sunggyu pic fixes, I will now do a blog post about all the y bits that make up our dear hamster leader.

This is a post that will be hazardous to my health…and yours.

Danger of colossal nosebleeds and overwhelming feels ahead.

I’m talking extreme, projectile nosebleeds and super-feels that will have you flailing on the floor and/or convert you to a full-on Gyustan, if you are not already one.

I take no responsibility for your uncontrollable urge to love/stalk/desire to marry Kim Sunggyu after reading this post.

None whatsoever.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

However, as a precaution, I will separate the dangers into three clearly discernible levels.

Mild danger: appropriate for most audiences, some tingly feels

Medium danger: appropriate for a slightly more mature audience, some fiery feels

Major danger: appropriate only for those who no longer wish to be innocent/haven’t been innocent for a millennia (a.k.a myself), molten-hot lava feels

COMMENCE WITH THE GYU GIF SPAM!

Mild danger zone

y hair

I want to run my hands through it.

y eyes

He actually closes one eye at one point in that gif…can you tell the difference? I can’t, hahaha.

y nose

Just look at the way he crinkles it!

y lips

Unf. Bet they taste like strawberries. I wouldn’t care if they tasted like broccoli, to be honest.

y chin

Don’t it like that! Gives me ideas!

Medium danger zone

y throat

Those chevrons look like an arrowhead…pointing somewhere…

y arms

Even the lack of color cannot take away from the iness.

y hands

Who wouldn’t be his with those hands?!?

y back

I’d call his name all day just to see him turn around like that.

Major danger zone

y tongue

Unf. iest mehrong ever.

y derrière

Equally appropriate adjectives to apply would be “cute” and “pinchable”.

y chest

Two pictures because it’s so rarely seen. Yet so very, very much appreciated. And salivated over.

y abs

All right, technically, it's Gyu belly, but well...So amazingly rare as to be legendary. Not even the promise of premium Korean beef would lead him to expose his full abdomen. Bless whichever fan caught this extraordinary sight and decided to share. Bless him/her and all his/her offspring for seven ensuing generations.

(Thanks to akira33 for pointing out that I had a mislabeled gif up. Since I couldn't find an appropriate Gyu gif for his abs, please enjoy this equally delicious still picture of his belly, courtesy of NumberOneShawol).

y…umm…choice in pants…

So y, so fail…who else, but our hot, adorkable leader?

Gyu-lovers, you may now proceed to dial the emergency services. Pedonoona apologizes!

To non-Gyu lovers, there is only one thing left to say, courtesy of the iest leader in Kpop:

“I dare you not to love me now.”

(pinnocchi, I hope you liked this post!)