I have a smart mouth. The rest of me is pretty darn stupid, but I do have a smart mouth.  It has gotten me into plenty of fiascoes and picadilloes throughout my life. You would think I would learn my lesson to keep my mouth shut on the very hurtful and degrading things I say to people, but you would be wrong.  At the time, I think what I say is funny, but then, when I look at it again, I realize it could have really hurt someone what I said. Take, for instance, this afternoon. We were having lunch at my work and we were talking about our dogs. Mine is a big dumb mutt who loves me with all of his heart. My coworker was talking about her rottweiler that died of a brain tumor. A very sad situation. An older male coworker quipped, "I guess you don't have to worry about that then." He meant a brain tumor implying she didn't have a brain to get a tumor in. Mean right?  She gets it and acts outraged that he would say something like that along with the rest of the table. I jump on him with "If that were true, I guess you wouldn't have to worry about your prostate."  Me implying he has no manhood. His face just fell right off and slid onto the floor. He tried to recover with a "Well how would you know?" I came back with "Darling, it is obvious you're overcompensating" I waved my hand in the general region of his lower torso and walked out of the room. 

I felt bad afterwards. It's unsporting to try to match wits with someone who is unarmed.

Muhahahahahaha.