My Dad was reading some of the names of the kpop idols I follow(coughcoughstalkcoughcough)  on Twitter and Tumblr.

Dad: Why are their names so weird? How do you even pronounce them?

I look at him with a raised eyebrow: Like Ascuncion and Wilford are so easy to pronounce and are perfectly normal names?

Dad:...Touche.

Those are the names of some of my relatives. Wilford? Really?

I love my family.