You know, it’s all well and good when Sunggyu is being freakin’ lava-hot in his own element. That’s fine, I can live with that, I can prepare my body and my feels when we can agree on what hot activities Gyu will be engaging in.

We can all agree Sunggyu singing is hot.

We can also all agree that Sunggyu dancing is hot.

Ah, and yes, Sunggyu rapping is smokin’ hot.

However, how unfair is it when Sunggyu decides to make even the most banal of activities hot?!?

I mean, it is downright criminal how good he makes gnashing on a stick of gum look.

Oh, okay, wait, might the hotness come from the fact that we are focused on those luscious lips? All right then, all is forgiven. (Also, forget candy kisses. Noona wants a chewing gum kiss. And no, that does not sound gross…or it does, but I will ignore the grossness. For Gyu’s sake).

Then, there’s this. Taking off one’s jacket should not be an activity. It shouldn’t be.

Darn. The way he flung it off, though…gives me ideas. (Um, which you probably know, if you read my fics, hahaha). And the removal of any piece of clothing is inherently hot, right? (Well, except maybe tube socks). So, fine, forgiven.

However, I can’t forgive him for being Oh-my-Gyu-pull-the-fire-alarm-and-alert-the-fire-department-no-this-is-not-a-drill scorching hot when he is doing basically NOTHING.

(Warning: Turn down your volume!)

Nothing but being the downright iest hamster/grandpa in all of Kpop, that is.

Sometimes, I really hate you, hot, hot, hot Kim Sunggyu.

Then, I remember…I don’t. Hahahaha.