I have absolutely nothing against Justin Bieber. His songs are catchy and I’ll sing along to some of the more popular ones if they come on, but I neither know or care enough to find out anything about him. All I know is secondhand, so take that as you may.

The fact that my lovable hamster seems to have an odd fixation on him, though…what to do with this child? Baby, take noona’s advice and expand your English singing repertoire! In fact, just go back to the stuff you used to sing, before this love of the Biebs manifested itself.

I mean, as well as you sang this…

…even when you were looking like this…

…oh, all right, and also this…

…does not mean I don’t prefer when you sing things like this…

…and most especially, this.

And if you could expand and sing something like, oh, Darren Hayes, well, just come and take all of noona’s money in advance, because she will buy everything you produce in perpetuity.

Oh wait, she already does that…um, just take noona, then. She’ll wash your boxers for you. Hahahaha.

To wrap up, I’m putting this out into the void: Sunggyu, please cover this song someday! There aren’t that many ‘s’ sounds, I swear!