what i interpet that d.o is saying:

D.O: really?

D.O: kai and luhan aren't in a realtionship?

D.O: kai still loves me?

D.O: my kitchen is spotless?

D.O: you found the black pearl?

D.O: sasaeang fans are in jail? *mentally happy dancing*

D.O: kris finally admitted that he can't draw?

D.O: im finally the lead vocal?

D.O: im still cute?

D.O: im pregnant?... is it kai's?

note. all of these are JUST FOR FUN.