So, the sequel to that movie Human Centipede came out last month (yeah?) and a friend of mine managed to get it on her Mac. Whoop dee doo. Praise the pirates. Now, I’m not opposed to horror, and hey, there are those horror movies I love (zombie movies for the win!) - so, meh, I decided to watch it with her.

NEVER AGAIN. NEVER AGAIN. SWEET JESUS, NEVER AGAIN. SERIOUSLY.

NEVER ING AGAIN.

I thought the first one was bad, dear lord, the second one. THE SECOND ONE!

Worse. Much, much, much worse. But hey, now that I’m slightly over the amount of gore in the movie, I really appreciate what the director did with movie. It was like a you to those people who blame movies for idiots who decide to replicate them. Ha-ha. But still….

I AM NEVER WATCHING THAT AGAIN. *shudders.

Freaky ing with sand paper dude, you officially freak the hell out of me. Congrats, brah.  

--Steins.