What the dictionary says about SHINee

NOTE:

I did not make these up.

 

 

SHINee:

A Korean boy band consisting of five members.
They are all cute.
They sing cute songs that suggest that they like older women, though this is merely implied because singing "You're So Pretty, Older Woman" doesn't necessarily mean they really like older women, though they do give hope to middle-aged fangirls.

Oh my gosh it's SHINee! They're my ultimate bias, Taeminnie is so cute with Minho, 2Min is REAL!! And so is Jongkey! Key is such a diva!

 

 

Jonghyun:

A Korean idol singer who is also one of the iest men alive. Has an amazing voice and jawline. He slightly resembles a T-Rex.

non-Shawol: What is that T-Rex doing stomping around with people?
Shawol: That's Jonghyun. And he's a y T-Rex.

 

Key:

The campest man in K-POP (after Jokwon) but also one the iest and most amazing. Best guy at dancing girl group dances.

Key - "You look b-ee-zar"
Amber - "What?"
Key - "Leez-ard"

 

Onew:

Member of SM Entertainment's contemporary R&B boy band, SHINee. Despite being the appointed leader of the group, he tends to physically injure and publicly humiliate himself (although he just waves most of these incidents off). Due to his clumsiness, the other members diagnosed him with an untreatable "condition".
Born December 14, 1989, under the name Lee Jinki. Nicknamed "Dubu" (tofu) by his fellow members. Graduated 2nd in his senior class in high school. Can speak conversational Mandarin and English.

Onew Condition:

the ability to freeze the atmosphere with a lame joke or gesture; to be excessively clumsy.

"I fell down the stairs on my way here... "
" Oh, wow, that's, like, sooo Onew. "

 

Taemin:

Serves as the jail bait for Korean boy-group SHINee. Also is the role of lead dancer. Recently improved his singing skills insanely. Looks like a girl when he has longer hair.

Non k-pop fan: Who's that beautiful girl dancing with those three other boys and Key?
Shawol: Oh, HIM? That's Taemin.

 

Minho:

One of the best known members in the popular korean boyband, SHINee. He raps, sings, dances, and also acts, making him the ULTIMATE entertainer. During SHINee's debut, he was known as the one who was always very serious, but now he is the funny, SMEXY, always-pulling-pranks-on-people MinHo. He performed Usher's "OMG" in SHINee's first concert, and gained about a GAZILLION more fans. He also made everyone who watched the video's noses bleed. He has a beautiful 6pack, defined biceps, large eyes, red lips and angel face. He is made from heaven, the best (and tallest) SHINee member, and the iest man alive.

New-To-SHINee-Girl: "You know, i just ing LOVE that tall handsome smexy beautiful red-lipped guy."
crazy-SHINee-Fan: "Well, DUH! Everyone loves him. THATS MINHO."

 

Non-kpop fan: What is that frog thing shooting fireballs from its UFO while rapping?
Shawol: Oh, that's just Minho.

 

2MIN:

A couple name based on the pairing for two members of a famous K-Pop boy group, SHINee, namely Choi Minho and Lee Taemin. These two are often seen talking and holding hands during appearances on award shows, live performances, etc.

2Min is my OTP 4Ever :D

 

JongKey:

Jongkey is a infamous pair that has quickly risen to fame in the SHINee fandom; its a phenomenon amongst fans, a "otp" that is enjoyed by millions. The popluar pair has plenty of fan communities on sites such as tumblr and livejournal alike. The two are known very well for flirting and camwhoring and Jonghyun - being the skinship king that he is - has a infatuation for touching Key in public (and private; or so us fans hope). Because of this, Jongkey is the first thing to come to mind when someone mentions SHINee pairs and/or otp's. However, Jongkey is often interrupted by the well-known er - Minho.

"Omona! Did you see that Jongkey moment on Starking?!"

"I'm totally flailing over the Jongkey cut on the making of Muzit! So cute!"

"I was so annoyed when Minho kept ing; Can't he see that Jongkey is real?! Aish!"

 

DuBulge:

The term commonly used by fangirls in the SHINee fandom to describe leader Lee Jinki (Onew)'s junk.

"Did you see that Dubulge picture? It was huge!"

 

SHAWOL:

The fans of SHINee, abbreviation for SHINee World, their first album. The Sha stands for the first letter of SHINee in Korean while the Wol stands for the first letter of World in Korean as well.
The Shawol's official fan color is baby blue.

There are more international Shawols than Korean Shawols.

 

 

 

Should i post the definitions of other groups as well?

If yes, which group?

 

 

 

 

 

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JadeSkylar10
#1
I LOLed at Onew's xD
mintzey #2
lol, dis is on tumblr and everywhere XD
TheCrazy15 #3
Lol!! This is soooooo cool!! I like it!!! :) hehe!! Nice!
xiuting
#4
OMGGG LOLLLL!!! Oh ~ MBLAQ MBLLLLAAAQQQ !!! TUT
minho1lover
#5
Lmao gotta love urban dictionary!
B2uty143
#6
Lol 2pm!!!!
lightningstruck
#7
OMO! You scared me there.
When you said 'dictionary'. I thought it was the real deal, Oxford Dictionary xD
iiUnni
#8
BEAST BEAST BEAST
cindy92pillay #9
haha~ this is awesome!!!
i especially love the description about Minho!!!
my nose is bleeding just reading it! haha
(he's my ultimate bias...teehee~)
toujourspur7 #10
A-Mazing...!!!
hmmmm, how about Infinite?
*puppy eyes*
Maddie
#11
LOL okaaay..
that was HILARIOUS !!
foreverhonest0
#12
OMG that it hilarious xDD Ohh Big Bang or Teen Top would be cool!~ :D
rainbowthings
#13
BOYFRIEND!! PLEASE! PLEASE!