(Note: Do not read if you cannot handle my radiating gayness.That is all.)

1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?

As long as she has nice eyes and smell good, I couldn't care less about her face. 

Jung Ah's eyes omg

2. Smart?

Fo Sho. I don't want to have to explain every sophisticated word that I happen to use. But I don't need like,Einstein's love child or something 

3. Preferred age?

I've typically been atrtacted to those who are older than me. But younger than me is cute. But I won't go past 2 years younger.

4. Preferred height?

SHORTER THAN ME. So Like, either 5'5 or less. But taller works, Idc. 

5. How about sense of humor?

As long as I can make erted jokes and they're not awkward about it, their sense of humor doesn't have to be existent. Lol.

You know who you are.

6. How about piercings?

 Lip piercing is kinda hot. But only the lip and the ears. Other than that it's kinda weird.

7. Accepts you for who you are?

Knowing me I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't LOL. But yeah, obviously.Intolerance of your lover is a no-no in my handbook.

8. Pink hair?

 Only on Jia. Sorry.

9. Mushy or no?

My job brah.

But for her I'll let her be mushy

10. Thin or fat?

 As long as I like you, your body type is the laaassstttt thing on my list.

11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?

 I like tanned skincause that's just what I'm used to. But milky skin is quite attractive as well.

12. Long hair or short hair?

LOONNGGGG, So I can run my fingers through it. LikeACreep

13. Plastic or metal?

I'm sorry what

14. Smells good?

 YES. My sense of smell is so extremely strong and sensitive that I can't stand if something smells putrid.I'm sorry but I just can't

15. Smoker?

 HellsNaw

16. Drinker?

 No.

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?

 Errrr I live next door to 55 year old Greeks so....

18. Muscular?

 Hmmmm, sure. But not like Leila Ali muscular. cause that would just intimidate me.

19. Plays piano?

  That's so amazing *_*

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?

 That's so amazing *_*

21. Plays violin?

 Don't make me write the same thing three times.

22. Sings very good?

 *well

23. Vain?

 Ehhhh, more like confident. Like a bit less than Gyuri confident

24. With glasses?

 Mos def. We'd be a glasses couple.

25. With braces?

 Oh Lawd. I don't even know

26. Shy type?

 LOL the ert and The SHy Girl? That'd be interesting....Why not

27. Rebel or Good girl?

 Good girl with le rebellious side I guess

28. Active or passive?

 Is that like a 'Hoe or No" question?

29. Tight or bomb?

 Dear God.....

30. Singer or dancer?

 Singer. If your voice woos me, I am your slave for life.

31. Stunner? as in looks? or like a schmoozer?

 Who is this? Fran Drescher? Is that you?

32. Hiphop?

 Sure. As long as they don't randomly rap Lil Wayne all the time and as long as they accept my music tastes too.

33. Earrings?

 Sure Idc.

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-until-you-drop?

 Uhhh I have no idea what that means. But if that's implying that they see thehir ex in me, then no. Move the hell on yo

35. Dimples?

  *Gettin' diabetes* Yes.

36. Bookworm?

 Oh yes. I'd love to have someone who matches my bookworm capacity.

37. Mr/Ms. love letter?

 I think most relationships come from some kind of opposites. I'm the type that writes out my feelings since I can't verbally express them. So I would hope she'd do the opposite. But whatever she wants to do.

Like, she works:

38. Playful?

 Fo Sho

39. Flirt?

 Only with me. Or her cat.No pun intended.

40. Poem writer?

 Bit hipster don't you think? But sure why not. I write fanfics so she's allowed to write poetry.

41.Serious?

 When it's necessarily appropiate. But if we're teasing and joking around then no.

42. Campus crush?

 95% of those die. I've seen. But if that does happen....sureee

43. Painter?

 She can paint me in a.....park ;D

44. Religious?

 Finally a question I actually have to think about. Personally I'm not religious. I believe in God but I believe my religion is far too corrupted for me too take seriously anymore. If she believes in the Bible and all o' that then so be it. But if she's constantly thumping a Bible in my face and making me 'relinquish my sins' and all of that bull, then 's gotta change.

But if she's obsessed with Taoism that'd be awesome. Cause I am too.

45. Someone who likes to tease people?

 We'd be like YoonYul. Me gusta.

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?

 Computer Games Geek + The BookWorm? Sure why not. But there should be a limit between hobby and obsession and insanity.

47. Speaks 20 languages?

 If their accent is hawt. Then yeah.

48. Loyal or faithful?

 Aren't those the same thing?

49. Good kisser?

 Ahehehehehe.....that should be obvious enough.

50. Loves children?

That'd be great. Since I have like a Tiffany-Onew-phobia of babies to the tenth power. So they can take care of the babies while I cower and hide. Good stuff.