And by , I mean me. HAHA JK didn't you know that "" is a synonym for "place"? Of course you knew. YOU ONDREW KNEW (try saying that three times really fast)(no silly gooses, you weren't on Drew when you knew because he's inside me, the , who is also this blog space) #mind #respectmyintellectuals #alsomygangsta

Now that Lame Theater is over, peep these. Ondew Hall of Fame (for now)

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The boy...best recognize who the he got behind him. You do NOT keep the same derp face when taking multiple pics with he that is Ondrewticus. Once is enough. After that, switch it up. Also, my bb's fetching hand accessories/nail polish T_T OH and his face. Mustn't forget LE FACE.

I mean, EVERYTHING about this. But for some reason, his lips here....so marshmellowy and the perfect shade of pink. I want them. On my everywhere.

Curls for his girls <3 (Totally an MJ thing for his fans, but idfc) Alzo, the bestie calls my oppar Marilyn Monroe (among other things like the Korean Nicki Minaj because of his feminim thickness).because of his hair. I say she is wrong. He's much prettier than  her <3 Please don't hurt me MM ghost

theeyestheeyestheeyestheeyestheingflawlessangeliceyes. Much like the hazy way a love-struck teenage girl looks in an 80's movie. Only prettier. Because yes.

RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <3 I love cats. Therefore I love Ondrew.  He is zee lionman.

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The SHADING makes this pic.  Flawless editing for an already flawless man. GAWD DU FACE IS SO NUHHHHH ;u;

How he will stare up at me when I'm on top #noshame 

HARHARHARHAR but no srsly tho, this is classic. HE is classic.  Half a ing face like Terminator but 100% finer than a motherer. And you know how fine motherers are...

I'm the biggest boss that you've seen thus far.

DAMN SKIPPY

#thuglife

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I WISH I COULD ING PAUSE THE FIRST PART OF THIS. THAT SLY SMIRK. THAT COME HITHER LOOK IN HIS PERFECT AZN EYES.  THE PROMISING STARE OF EPIC, GRAPHIC NIGHTS OF GLORY GLORY IN HIS BED (or wherever the it happens. Dont know dont care) 

NUUUUHHHHH ;u;

And then this IMPOSSIBLY DARLING IMAGE that makes me (literally) misty eyed. The chunky, peachy cheeks. The wittle teeth. The EYES. The lips. The....he's so ing cute right here I can't stand it. And I'm just realizing this ain't even Ondrew....and I couldn't give a . <3

IN ESSENCE:

ALL MY MOTHERING FEELS. EVERY LAST ONE.

ALSO ALL OF THE WANT. CAN'T FORGET THE WANT

JONGHYUN, SAY IT WITH ME. SAY IT WITH ME FOOL!

Jonghyun: WTF are you talking about, can't you see...

Me: O__O

Jonghyun: *sigh* Not this AGAIN

Me: SAY IT!

Jonghyun: -_- ALRIGHT FINE!

THIS IS THE REALITY I WANTED ES!

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And now I leave you with:

RAPPING SIR JINKI

WHOA!

*smiles proudly*

My bb is so well rounded <3