...I got lazy AF and didn't bother to come up with a decent plotline for this.

 

So here is Onew's story about owning his own restuarant.

 

 

ONE DAY, ONEW GOT A MESSAGE FROM THE KITCHEN GOD IN THE SKY. HE SAID, " HEY YOU. JINKI BOY. OPEN A  GREASY EATING ESTABLISHMENT. THOU SHALT OBEY OR THINE KNEECAPS WILL BE SMITTEN!"

AND AT FIRST ONEW WAS LIKE:

BECAUSE...WELL....IT WAS A ING SKY GOD. BUT THEN HE WENT:

AND THE GOD WENT LIKE:

" I WILL STIRKE YOU WITH HERPES." AND ONEW QUICKLY SMILED AND SAID:

"HAHAHA JK JK." AND WENT TO RESEARCH THE FOOD INDUSTRY. WITH HIS CONVINCVING SMILE.

...BUT AFTER A WHILE HE GOT TIRED. SO HE DOZED OFF.

AND WHEN HE WOKE UP, HE WAS LIKE:

"HOLY I"VE GOT IT! I'M GOING TO START A DUCK RESTURANT!" AND HIS BUDDY WAS LIKE:

"OH SNAP YOU"RE GONNA MAKE A RESTUARANT FOR DUCKS?!?!" BUT ONEW WAS LIKE:

"NO YOU IGNORANT ! WHAT KINDA SENSE DOES THAT MAKE? I'M GOING TO SERVE PEOPLE DUCK THAT LOOKS LIKE CHICKEN, DUH!" 

SO ONEW SET TO WORK TO FIND THE PERFECT RECIPE FOR HIS DICKEN. HE HIRED HIS BUDDY AS HIS ASSISTANT AND THE ASSITANT INVENTED DICKEN SMOOTHIES. SO ONEW GOT SUPER EXCITED AND WENT TO THANK HIM....

EVEN TO THE POINT OF....

BUT WHEN HE ACTUALLY TASTED IT:

THE TASTED LIKE LLAMA VOMIT. HE WAS TOTALLY NOT PLEASED. SO HE MARCHED BACK TO THE ASSISTANT LOOKING LIKE

AND WENT

 

 

UNTIL THE ASSISSTANT WENT LIKE THIS

AND EVENTUALLY ONEW WAS LIKE, " WTF MY FACE HURTS, JUST STOP. THE POINT IS, THIS DICKEN NEEDS TO BE PERFECT.SO STOP ING AROUND ANDTRY AGAIN ! OR ELSE

AND THE ASSISTANT JUST LISTENED LIKE

AND WALKED AWAY LIKE

BUT HE GOT RIGHT BACK TO WORK ON THE DICKEN RECIPE AND SOON HE SKIPPED INTO ONEW"S OFFICE LIKE, "JINKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

AND ONEW WAS LIKE

"WELL? DO I HAVE TO SLAP YOU AGAIN OR NOT?"" YET THE ASSISSANT WAS LIKE TASTE THIS AND PRESENTED A PAPER PLATE WITH FOOD ON IT AND ONEW WRINKLED HIS NOSE LIKE "WTF IS THIS".

THEN ASSSIATNT GUY WAS LIKE "TRY IT MOTHERER" SO ONEW DID

AND WENT LIKE

"WHAT IN BLESSED DO YOU CALL THAT!??!" AND THE ASSISTANT SAID, " N WICH" SO ONEW WENT LIKE

AGAIN AND THE TWO STARTED THE DICKEN RESTUARANT. AND IN A MATTER OF WEEKS, IT BECAME A HUGE SUCCESS. ONEW WAS LIKE

 

WHEN THEY PRESENTED HIM THE "BEST STUPID IDEA FOR A RESTUARNT" AWARD AND JUMPED IN THE AIR LIKE

"I'VE GOT ALL THE POWER IN THE WORLD! ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY DICKEN MCDICKENSON DICKEN MASTER!!" TO WHICH EVERYBODY WAS LIKE

FOR A MINUTE BUT LET IT GO.

BECAUSE OF HIS SUCCESS, HE BECAME A SPOKESMAN FOR KFC AND ITS NEW PRODUCTS

GOT MORE THAN HE COULD HANDLE

 

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AND EVENTUALLY SETTLED DOWN AND HAD DICKEN HEIRS

AND LIVED ABNORMALLY HAPPILY EVER AFTER

 

THE END

 

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ONEW, PLEASE DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT O.O

I'M SORRY. IT COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER, I KNOW.