*This is only slightly serious* 

 

McDonald's!!!

 

Prepare your ing burgers, , because we have BEEF!

 

Literally what the . 

 

I have been silent on this issue for too long.

 

I pay over $3 for your ty ing coffee. The very least you can do is FILL. THE DAMN. CUP. 

 

I don't even drink coffee regularly. 6 times a year IF that, honey!

 

I drink it when I need to power through an all nighter. Sometimes not even THEN. I only order specialty drinks because I can't take the flavor, so I need milk and sugar to cover that bull up! 

 

So why, WHY, every ing time I order a macchiato, a latte, a cappuccino, no matter the location...

 

IT IS NOT FILLED?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! 

 

I have been in college for 7 years and even on my ing GAP YEAR you pull these shenanigans???

 

 

Is it a safety precaution? To try to avoid another lawsuit case like the one before (that you aggravated, sweetie, bc that lady was going to settle for less but you wanted to send a message and demonize her so nobody else would even THINK of suing- seriously look it up)?  

 

 

 

To put the FOAM on the LATTE here, my friends, this has the audactiy to also serve lukewarm coffee that has a BURNT aftertaste! 

 

I am not a coffee person but I have tastebuds, ya in' bird and I can taste the CHEAP.

 

 

 

I am a caffinated and roasted little bean here, folks. Just brewing in ANGER and RAGE. 

 

Now, I know what you're thinking, "honey, it's not that deep, just buy better coffee" wELL LISTEN 

 

 

SOME of us just need caffeine to power through a y workload and SOME of us do not go out of our way if we just need a quick fix but SOME of us also don't want to overpay for ty coffee and SOME of us is ME

 

 

SERIOUSLY, OVER $3.00 FOR SOMETHING THAT TASTES TERRIBLE AND IS HARDLY A "MEDIUM". 

 

 

A DONKEY WOULD PISS OUT SOMETHING BETTER

 

Okay well, maybe NOT but come ON, it's gotta be close??? Not going to volunteer for a side-by-side taste test but I'd put like, a whole $10 on it tasting similar if somebody else is up for it.

 

 

ANYWAY, thank you for reading. I will attempt to leave this site and instead work on the application materials I need to but if you see me update something, you will know that I failed, and I 100% blame it on this absolute ty excuse for coffee.