Hands Up [Jesus Christ they're back]

A T T E N T I O N 

B.A.P. just released a new song

Give the boys some love ok? 

I have no words, the boys did it again and I am so proud of them. I still don't understand why they're not as popular as other bands (throwing shade because that's what I do). They definitely deserve it, they are so talented and amazing. My babies

I should react to this but first, I have a question : 

Who's my baby, hubby, cutie diva? 

Himchan : 

Good boy

Ahem, not that we established that, we can begin.

The song is so awesome, I love the beat and it reminds me of their most powerful songs like Badman and Power. I love it. 

 

Moon Jongup aka Damn it Moon Moon aka Wolfboy

I've got one question for you mister Up, how dare you start the song and be so y? How? You're very lucky you're behind that fance otherwise you'd be in trouble young man. Seriously, he is looking so hot with those piercings, maybe except the one from his nose, I am not really fond of nose piercings but that's just my thing. He's looking gorgeous though and his voice is like nutella. So good. 

Me : 

Don't get me started on the chorus which he nails perfectly. Why Jongup? Have you made it your personal mission to ruin my life? Kindly please stop or I'll have you restrained and tortured, with kisses most likely.

 

Zelo aka RapperMaknae aka Cute Puppy 

I don't understand this duality that some idols have. One moment they're cute little puppies and you just want to hug them and feed them and the next second they turn into these y creatures. Zelo looked so huggable and he started rapping and I was like damn boy calm down. I always liked his rap, he is super talented. 

 

I see no diffrence.

 

Yoo YoungJae aka Beautiful Creature aka Fairy Boy

Oh my God, praise the stylist noonas who thought that hair color would suit him. IT DOES PERFECTLY. Seriously, he looks so damn handsome and so cute at the same time. I had to pinch myself once or twice to make sure he is real because he is beautiful. I saw him in real life and I can confirm he is beautiful, i knew that but this comeback made him even more beautiful if that's possible. Boy, chill out ok? you're climbing my bias list so fast. Stop it now!

That scarf is the cutest thing (his face is the cutest thing too). I just imagined something and I apologize for what I'm about to write

YoungJae : Mom, I am going out

His mom : Not dressed like that, it's cold! Take a scarf!

Youngjae : But mom, I am a bad boy, I don't need it!

His mom : Scarf! Now!

YoungJae : 

 

Jung Daehyun aka Oh Daddy  aka Eyes, Lips, LIPS

Like I said before, their duality really amazes me but no member does it better than Jung fkin Daehyun. Mr. Jung, I will kindly ask you to stop ruining my life, my bias list, my dreams and fantasies. I do not want to like you this much. No! Stop staring at me with those eyes! Daehyun Stahp!

Me : 

I love his full lips, I have a thing for lips and OH GOD THAT LIP PIERCE LOOKS SO GOOD ON HIM. Excuse my fanboy moment but this look is glorious. I'm ruined, I am dead. Goodbye.

 

Bang Yongguk aka Best Leader please be CEO of TS aka Whale Voice Baby

Isn't it enough that your members killed me, now you want a piece of me too? Seriously, I'm not even going to start saying how fabulous your hair looks or how good you're portraying that bad boy look. He's so attractive, so manly and I just lost it. Chill out Mr. Bang ok? Chill out. 

Seriously, he's just squating on a box and I am ready to sell my soul to him. 

I just noticed his lip piercing. I APPROVE!

 

Kim Himchan aka Hubby aka Life Ruiner, Ultimate Bias, Supreme Human

I thought that leaving him for last would be easier but no, it's not. Kim Himchan, you're my type. How can you be like that? Look at his face! Look at his gorgeous face! Seriously dude, you're making me turn to marshmellow. Have mercy on my soul, please. Kindly stop ok?

Me : 

His voice is like sweet honey, so husky and raspy and hot. You can tell he's my UB,right? I am a mess right now and I don't even regret it. That trenchcoat man, that trenchcoat is life! I want it! I want him in it forever! He looks so good!!!

 

GIF OF THE YEAR : 

 

PS : If someone's kind enough to bring me that trenchcoat, Himchan included, please do. I need it in my life. 

 

Thank you everyone for reading, I hope I made you smile a bit and I hope you'll check out the MV. Please check it out, the boys need the attention they deserve! I'll never stop cheering for them. And listen to the whole mini-album, it's very good. 

Also, if you want more of them, check out my newest fic : Family Affairs 

 

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PinkBlueBeauty
#1
I absolutely adore Youngjae's scarf, I have a thing for it as you do for Himchan's coat. They are so beautifulllll. It's nice to see Daehyun's bad boy side. And no, Yongguk doesn't want a piece of you. :D
mjup10969
#2
I'm so happy about it tbh, I was so worried they were going to pull a Sonamoo on SECRET kind of thing but TRCNG on B.A.P, heck i was worried, BUT IT'S SO GOOD AND SAME WITH DAEHYUN AND YOUNGJAE (AND ZELO) ATTACKING MY BIAS LIST, like PLEASE, leave my Jongup there, you can't beat him, buT STOP-
filiwidi
#3
Yongguk have a y dark Aura... He Can make a girl pregnant with just his stare... Hahah..