Heller (I love saying this... ALOT!)  Have you ever watched Madea?  Yeah, she rubbed off on me... and my mom.  Ever get trapped in a place with us, it's bound to be a fun experience.  We've been told we're crazy on more than one occassion.

Anywho... Welcome.  If you actually 'are' reading this, well, I'm surprised, because out of all the people who want to Friend me on here, none but like maybe 2 people actually talk to me.  It's strange.  Why reach out if you're not actually going to speak.  Know what I mean? 

ASL (Age::Location) - 27, Female, Florida (Southern America).  That's right yall, I'mma hick and I love it.  Imagine Hick mixed with Southern.  I have blue eyes, fair skin and medium length brown hair (and at the moment am wearing a purple hair extension, because purple and hair extensions are awesome.) 

Me as Author:  I pretty much write what ever I'm in the mood for.  My favorite genres to focus on are Fantasy, SciFi, Paranormal and Romantic Comedy... I also love Horror, but Paranormal Horror.  Oh, and lets not forget those Adventure stories.  Have you ever found a story that has a mix of all this crap?  I have and it's amazing.  I don't like to be stuck in a box.  I feel for Amazon Create Space when I instert my own book in the genre/sub genre thing.  It'll be ok.  The best way to sell your book is to just tell your already lovely readers about it and provide a link... and no this isn't me self promoting, just sayin'... I PLAN ON PUBLISHING A BOOK... but first I have to write it.  It really is my dream to write full time.  I just have to freaking finish something. 

My living situation:  Roommate.  I may have the opportunity soon to have my own trailor.  Man, don't knock trailors until you try them.  I've pretty much grew up in them.  Honestly, I don't get attached to houses.  Too much moving as a child can do that to you.  For me, it really is, home is where the heart is.  My heart=my family.  I have no children or a partner so... It's my mom, sister, brother, dad and dog.  Since my brother and dad have moved like 10 hours away... well, there's the phone.  ;)  Family is connected no matter the distance.  They are in my heart... oh and there's Facebook (so they're a click away). 

My Dog:  is a Chiwauwau mix and I honestly have no idea if that's how you spell that.  He's my baby and keeps me from being lonely.  I'm honestly no sure if I'm meant to be in a relationship.  I feel like Sherlock, married to my work (writing).  I'm that passionate about it.  Writing is literally my life.  I see everything, every experience, every inconsequential or major thing that happens, rather it involves myself or not, as a learning experience and/or material to add to a story. 

Um... I like the color purple... and blue... and black and dark gray... and silver and gold.... yeah... I like colors... alot.  They make me whole/jk... but I seriously love to see the world in color, rather it's bright or low grade.  I accept reality, and the inevitable, and fact.  I don't like people fluffing things up for me.  I want honesty. There's also a difference between being honest and just being a about stuff (know what I mean?) 

Well... what else?  Um...

Oh yes, my job:  Helping my Mommy clean condos.  Yes, I still call her Mommy.  I love her and we're dorky like that.  ;)

What inspired me to have this heart to heart with you?  Well, I feel like I post stories and share notes, but I never reveal much or anything about my personal self, so 'there you go'.  I like to communicate with people but it doesn't seem like very many people want to do that.  And I understand that some of you simply come here for the stories.  That's ok to. 

Enjoy them.  Rather they're by me or others.  I love stories.  I devour them.  They are life.  Oh... and humor is the spice of life. 

Yeah.  Take that. 

Oh, and one more thing:  What also inspired me to have this heart to heart with you:  I am drinking rum and coke... YUM?  Not really, but with mountain dew and not coke it's smooth.  I don't drink often but when I do, I weirdly always find myself inspired.  It's like all of my creative blocks and mental hesitations just fall away.  Anywho, if you've made it this far you're a trooper. 

Thank you.  You now know more about a female southern writer/avid reader who would love to get to know you.  Never enough friends.  ^_^  Share your own stories with me, personal or creative.  Leave them in the Comment Box below. 

~ Demitria_Teague (My stories [on AFF anyway]