relationship quiz (stowlen from zoe)

1. Are looks important in a relationship?
I admit that I'm shallow but it's not a priority m8.

2. Are relationships ever worth it?
It depends on the relationship. There are relationships worth your time, and there are some that is only worth half a rusty penny.

3. Are you a ?
Scientifically, I know nothing about my hymen but... I AM A IN SPIRIT LOL.

4. Are you in a relationship?
From time to time, I do get in a lonely one-sided relationship pining over someone. ...There's no one at the moment, though.

5. Are you in love?
At the moment, no.

6. Are you single this year?
I currently am.

7. Can you commit to one person?
Maybe.

8. Describe your crush
A wasted opportunity. I could've tried talking with them more but I guess I had too much difficulty because I couldn't speak their native language well.

9. Describe your perfect mate
A 34-year old, single parent with a smol child. LOLjk. But, yeah. When I first talked to my crush I thought that this would be their current irl situation. 

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Infatuation at first sight, yes. But I do believe that maybe 'love at first sight' is possible. I just think so, so I don't rly need to explain. U kno I'm bad at explaining.

11. Do you ever want to get married?
I don't. But I might in the future. Which .

12. Do you forgive betrayal?
Depends on the person and how deep they stabbed me. I can be very lenient if I want to.

13. Do you get jealous easily?
MMMMMMMMMye.

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
HOHO. I always have a crush 24/7. Changes a lot tho.

15. Do you have any piercings?
Ear piercings. One on each ear.

16. Do you have any tattoos?
No. But my mom does.

17. Do you like kissing in public?
I don't think so. It's very awkward for me and probably just as awkward to the one who can see it lol.

20. Do you shower every day?
I might skip a day without showering. I usually take a bath once a day.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
I'm so miserable. No.

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Uh. Not specifically. I don't think so lmao.

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
I don't think I can last one relationship how can I think of TWO?!

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
No ho ho ho. But you see. Anything is possible. I just hope I'm not yet married. Gotta b a meteorologist first. T3T

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
No.

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
Mayb a friend a long time ago?

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
NO LOL.I DON;T THINK

28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yeah, someone copied my homework. I felt really bad.

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
I've never been in a relationship before.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
Maybe hair surgery because I really think my hairfall problem is getting DIRE. I might do hair removal for other hairs but I might miss them when they're gone. U never kno.

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
LOL I cried over that crush I can't. Why am I so pathetic. .  .. ... MY FEELS

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Dat me

33. Have you ever had with a man?
No lol.

34. Have you ever had with a woman?
Nope.

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
WAT TYPE OF KISS// 

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Not yet. Eh maybe. But not really.

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
HAH HAH. I think so?

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
That happened I think.

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
ROFL. Ya.

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
Not yet. I need to summon my feels for this type of creativity some time.

41. Have you had so far this year?
So far, no.

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
Lol the mental image of this. Idk the normal time for kissing but you know, who's lasted like 5 hrs just kissing.

43. How long was your longest relationship?
Not long.

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
None.

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
Zilch.

46. How many times did you have last year?
Nada.

47. How old are you?
19 going on 20

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
I'd say "OK mang" nd get over them but not my feelings while loving them bc I'm a romantic sap who wants to write lovey-dovey fanfiction but is too lazy to so she just imagines them.

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
If I had one it'd probably their face or their face when doing something they love?? Like, just seeing them enjoy doing something and you can clearly see it in their face.

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
First true love lmao. How can u classify it as true when we alr broke up. U dun goofed up fren.

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
Yes (me).

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
Yes (me).

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to someone else?
UM, I don't think so?

54. Is there someone you will never forget?
I might forget them momentarily bc I have bad memory but they'll always have a place in my heart.

55. Share a relationship story.
Some kid when I was in 3rd grade gave me those plastic roses on Valentine's Day and I was like "chuck it on your flower vase instead". That was the first and last time someone has approached me on V-Day. Fun.

56. State 8 facts about your body
- I used to think I was tall but then I realized that my height was "average" in my country but I was considered smol compared to Western peeps. "Internationally Recognized as a Smol Individual" I guess.
- I slouch so much I need to fix my posture quick bc I think I'm really on the verge of being Quasimodo's successor.
- The middle finger of my left hand has that hard part like idk how to describe where it is but I think it's because when I use my pen I support it with that part of my finger so when I was in 4th or 5th grade I think I called my mom because I told her "I have a tumor in my finger".
- I have a bad scalp problem that has spread on over to my eyebrows. I am a bit alarmed [!!!]
- My arms are dark bc why bother carrying an umbrella when it's not raining amirite.
- My arm nd leg hair r pretty long so other ppl be like "Do u shave"
- Nd I'm like "no."
- I'm gonna cure my astigmatism I SWEAR //too lazy 2 put on eyeglasses


57. Things you want to say to an ex
Why don't I have one

58. What are five ways to win your heart?
- Be clingy
- Don't be clingy
- Buy me pizza bianca party size and iced coffee jelly
- Be nice or at least honest or sth
- Be Dirk Strider

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
Y'all know what I look like

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
None. BUT U KNOW. I HAD A CRUSH ON SOMEONE 16 YRS OLDER THAN ME ND I DON'T USUALLY CRUSH ON PPL MORE THAN 7 YRS OLDER THAN ME  U KNO

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
Their smile or like...vibe...Mayb their hair.

62. What is the iest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Be themself??? LOL wtf idk um Literally just stare in an intimate way uH

63. What is your definition of “having ”?
"Two people having fun". XD ye playing cards is under that category sO

64. What is your definition of cheating?
COPYING MY HOMEWORK THAT I WORKED HARD ON

65. What is your favourite routine?
Eating nd having dinner outside............................................................DON'T ASK ME THESE QUESTIONS OK

66. What is your favourite roleplay?
A person on the run from the government, and the governor's son that is a prosecutor who meet under a pine tree in the middle of their country's border and uh...Canada. IDK. It's not like they're gonna do it under the tree. SEe I'm bad at these questions.

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
When I had fun and they had fun. Wowza.

68. What is your ual orientation?
Aual m8. But I'm panromantic all the wei.

69. What turns you off?
When they do something that like, u kNO, turns me off. Like I get vibes, when they act weird or uM maybe when they smoke bc I have bad lungs and they're slowly killing me with that. When they have a huge circle of friends who I get bad vibes from.

70. What turns you on?
A bright face and a kind personality. EH. Mayb. Idk tbh. I just get the feeling.

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
. Idk I have lots of vivid dreams that I usually try to forget, let's not make them resurface accidentally ok

72. What words do you like to hear during ?
Let's just watch dan nd phil instead.

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
LET ME CRY ON THEIR SHOULDER or like sleep on the ride home like lit. That'd be great. Or maybe do a silly dance cover for me. I'd be touched.

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
If they look like my favorite fictional character........................

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
My mom.

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
Uh. Hahahaha. uM. Maybe help them? ...For something?

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
I'm okay with anything as long as they're both legal and the is reasonable.
A 29 year old and a 65 year old????????I SMELL A GOLD DIGGer

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
is it me singing to the dunkin donuts karaoke or is it me wiping my snot away with my arm but was actually picking my nose when i was a kid


79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
UH. Maybe on Saturday. IDK LOL. I'm usually jealous but my morale is sort of okay this week.

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Was it last week or last month. I don't usually tell this to anyone. I think the last person that I told this to  was..........FAERYI  /gaspeu

81. Who are five people you find attractive?
- The girl from the aju nice mv
- Jeon wonwoo when he doesnt look awkward
- s.coups
- woozi
- jeonghan without dry hair

sorry i lit just watched the aju nice mv and im like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

82. Who is the last person you hugged?
my sister or karla from school.............

83. Who was your first kiss with?
no one yet hopefully THANK

84. Why did your last relationship fail?
Because..........................I couldn't speak her darn language kldasjdlkjfkjlkdsl IT COULDVE BEEN THE START
OF SOMETHING NEW
SLDSFKJLSJFK AJU NICE *addictive chorus instrumental*

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
Like from the internet??? I meAN if i have sufficient evidence they're not a catfish and that they're trust-able. It's possible..................................AJU NICE

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-heibai
#1
whats with you and aju nice its breaching the realm OF ADDICTION
and wtf CANADA
LoOOOL
NUMBER 60 is bubble jint wow