*me watching the dance practice version of Monster last night*

I wonder if EXO has a checklist they have to go through now before making a video? 

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EXO's Manager: Alright guys…

Suho, have you been studying the difference between a y face and a constipated one like I asked? Good! Let's see if we can get it right this time!

Kai, are you wearing a hat that fits? Alright, good job!

Kyungsoo, please remember not to practice trying to kill people with your eyes until AFTER we are finished filming. Thanks.

Xiumin, are you in Xiudaddy mode?  Okay, good! This is a bad-boy concept, so for the love of God please don't do anything cute!

Sehun, are you wearing real pants and is your safely restrained in some sort of underwear? Great! Good job, buddy!

Chanyeol, are you paying attention? We are about to start filming. No more run throughs… the cameras will be on… recording… are you listening?

Baekhyun, please remember to keep your mouth, hands, and any other body part off the maknae while we're filming… and that includes undressing him! No, stop that! There is no need to check if he really has underwear on… I trust him…

Chen, congratulations on being the most normal member of EXO and not needing me to… Oh my God, who gave him yogurt again? Give me that!

And Lay…  Lay…? Darn it, I think we left Yixing in the van again! *goes to find him*

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*laughs at myself* ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Thank you RMat13 for all the laughs and helping me with this!!!! (๑◕‿◕๑)づ♥