When pigs fly...

I couldn't fall asleep last night (>.<) So here is more of the weird randomness my brain spews when I'm overly tired…

 

 

**Me- *attempts to impersonate Chanyeol's voice* Ayoooo… whadup Krease?

 

My Mom- What?

 

Me- *gets startled because I forgot she was there* Um… Nothing!

 

My Mom- Was that Korean?

 

Me- No…. that was EXO…

 

My Mom- Oh, okay.

 

Me- *tries not to laugh that that has become an acceptable answer to her*

 

 

♪♬

She got me gone crazy

 

wae simjangi ttwini

(Why is my heart pounding)

♪♬

 

 

I wonder what bees think about while they're working?

 

"Oh, there's a pretty flower!

Ooo, another one!

Look, a pretty flower!

Flowers!"

 

 

♪♬

I’m creeping in your heart babe

 

dwijipgo muneoteurigo samkyeo

(Overturning, breaking you down, swallowing you)

 

geurae neol humchyeo tamnikhae

(Yeah, I'll steal you away and indulge in you)

♪♬

 

 

Who would win in a fight…. *thinking*

 

 

Mr Weenie (Open Season)

 

Hmmm….

 

VS.

 

 

Tinky Winky (Teletubbies)!

 

 

*randomly starts mumble singing nursery rhymes*

 

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One

Two

Buckle your shoe

 

Three

Four

Shut the door

 

Five

Six

Pick up sticks

 

Seven

Eight

Shut the gate

 

Nine

Ten

Start again

 

One

Two

buckle your…

♪♬

 

Nuuuuuuu!!!!!! Once you start, it never ends!!!!!

 

.·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.

 

 

*switches back to exo*

 

♪♬

ne mamsoge gagindoen chae

(Carved into your heart)

 

jugeodo yeongwonhi sallae

(I want to live on forever, even after I've died)

♪♬

 

 

I wonder why Santa picked reindeer to fly his sleigh? There are lots of cooler animals… like… *thinking*… PIGS!

 

*imagines the world in chaos from all the things that would suddenly happen because of all the idiots who have ever sarcastically said, "Sure, that'll happen when pigs fly!"*

 

(´・ o ・`)

 

Nevermind, I get the reindeer thing now.

 

 

*gets bored of thinking so just starts making random sounds*

 

Mee moo...

me moop...

Bo moe..

Go mo bo no

Moe bo toe

Foe no moe…

 

 

♪♬

I’m creeping in your heart babe

 

dwijipgo muneoteurigo samkyeo

(Overturning, breaking you down, swallowing you)

 

geurae neol humchyeo tamnikhae

(Yeah, I'll steal you away and indulge in you)

♪♬

 

 

♪♬

jeonyuri wa

(It gives me a thrill)

 

ne salmeul da dwijibeo beorineunge

(Overturning your whole life)

♪♬

 

 

♪♬

I’m creeping in your heart babe

 

dwijipgo muneoteurigo samkyeo

(Overturning, breaking you down, swallowing you)

 

geurae neol humchyeo tamnikhae

(Yeah, I'll steal you away and indulge in you)

♪♬

 

♪♬

Come here girl

You call me monster

♪♬

 

 

♪♬

You, ohh, creeping

♪♬

 

(To anyone who knows why I was singing these specific parts, I ❤ U!!!!)

 

 

I was going to post the cookie blog yesterday but ran out of time, so you get two blogs today!!! \(⌒ᴗ⌒)/

 

 

 

 

 

**A Neighbor's apartment got burglarized the other day, so my family is scared to have me sleep alone right now - as I had been the only one sleeping on the first floor of our house - and I keep forgetting she's there and say random things out loud (⌒_⌒;) oops!

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MeepHere
#1
When I'm bored at school, I call out "ayo whaddup krease " and there's some person who will respond "ayo homie"
It's become a thing in the school, and I'm sure at least half of them don't know what the heck they are saying. No regrets :)
baekiee_love
#2
Do you always get those hangul lyrics perfect or u just mumble it? XD
Vickey
#3
I know exactly why you were singing those parts so now love me ;A;
when I was young we used to sing it like nine ten - a big fat hen.
fujoshi100
#4
Seriously, your random thoughts and stuff are always so funny. I laughed at the fact that your mom accepted "It's EXO" as an answer. xD
BeMyExo
#5
whadup Krease XD I say that all the time just to annoy my friend lololol
BaekMeSomeEggyeol
#6
Maybe I should have done the same thing last night when I woke up x'D
Bookangel12390
#7
Lool I sing lyrics in my head when I am meant to be sleeping too. Sometimes it's so annoying because my brain doesn't have an off button