Pick up lines (FUNNY)
Hello darlings~~~
So my best friend and I both adore pick up lines and I thought I would share some of the ones we sent each other. WARNING: SOME OF THESE ARE INNOPROPRIATE SO IF YOU ARE A FETUS, BEWARE!
Hey, I wanna be unhealthy thing you put in your body this weekend.
Oh, you seemed to have dropped something. My jaw.
You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Are you lost? Cause heaven is a long way from here.
How much were those pants? Because they're 100% off at my house.
On a scale of 1-10 you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
That's a nice shirt; can I talk you out of it?
Are you a hot dog vender? Cause you sure know how to make a wiener stand.
Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning? Cause you're magically delicious.
You smell like trash. May I take you out?
If you were a Transformer, you'd be a Hot-O-Bot named Optimus-fine.
Do you like waffles? Cause I'd love to leggo your eggo.
Do you like dubstep? Cause I WUB your ies. (Get it? Cause dubstep sounds like WUB WUB WUB Lololol)
Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you're looking right.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it.
Hey, are you my appendix? Cause I don't know what you do, but these feelings in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Tell me your favorite pick up line!! Have a wonderful day~~ <3
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