What words would Woohyun warrant? Why…wow! Whoa! Woo-hoo!

In all non-alliterative seriousness, sheesh, they did not hold back on the iness for this teaser for Woohyun's upcoming solo, did they? Noona is liking this European softcore realness they’re channeling. Well-played, Nam Woohyun, well-played.

Oh, but let me scold you slightly for hitting out at your eldest hyung on SNS with THIS picture, a.k.a the shot that needs fifteen levels of warning:

Why, Woohyun-ah, why?!? Do you know what your leader’s squishable chest does to noona? Do you know where noona’s mind went when she saw that pic and went back to your wet-look teaser? Do you even know? With the water and the chest and the general attack on noona's ovaries?!?

I’ll have you know I got relatively little work done because of you and the avenues your little SNS war with Gyutie-pie sent my mind to.

 In the words of sassy Hobaby, "Too ual!" I demand retribution! Pay me back with an undoubtedly amazing solo album, my dear fourth bias.

This post approved by Infinite “Not as dorky as they seem/probably dorkier than you'd imagine” V.

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