I knew Twice guesting on Weekly Idol with Gyu doing temporary MC duty would be gold. And it was in so, so many ways, because put Gyu in a room with a hot girl and his inner byuntae Gyuntae comes out naturally, but put him in a room with NINE hot girls and that natural Gyuntae turns into Super-Gyuntae. All shrimp eyes and squee fists. You know, to show his...professional excitement. At seeing his hoobaes' talents. Lots of admiration that boy has for...talent.

Which noona is always down for.

(Not sure if his significant other is quite as into that, but you never know, right? If they're dating Gyu, they might need to be Gyunerous generous. He is an in-demand hamster!)

You know what else noona is down for? Gyu ships! The latest one? Twice's adorable Dahyun!

(Click the gif to watch the full subbed episode.)

Just how adorable was that girl running out to dance Bad? Our little salamander general was so darn touched (as well he should've been, considering he blackholed his way through the choreo, even though it's his own!). And later when he fanboyed over her little "eagle dance" clip. Ack, the shipper spark! Random church oppa and Eagle Dance Church Sister! Match made in heaven, right?

Alas, she is a 98er, which makes her all of SEVENTEEN. Yeah...no. Maybe give her a few more years to get out of minor territory (a.k.a you go after that and you rightfully get locked up behind bars) and I will ship the heck out of them. For now, Sunggyu can look but he must never, never touch!

(Of course, that should not stop him from banging his way across Korea or any other country that takes his fancy with non-minors.)

This post approved by Kim "Back away from the child, you Gyuntae!" Sunggyu.

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