YASSSS, another interview with our boys. Thanks, Soompi! I’m not sure what to react to first, so presenting just ten random thoughts.

1. Infinite speaking English. Always a plus for me, seeing as how I teach English for a living, ha.

2. The members’ overall silly/irrelevant mood, as personified by Gyu-Gyu spinning that chair around like he’s trying to unscrew it.

3. Their lame-as-all-get-out answers, which all seem to follow their own particular themes.

Sunggyu: Screw you, dorks, I’ll say what I want! Idol image be darned!

Dongwoo: Vaguely relevant. Also, I make lists before bed, too, Uncle Dongwoo!

Woohyun: up to my members (did he break the toilet seat or something?)

Hoya: up to my fandom (did he drink too much of Namu’s greasy juice or something?)

Sungyeol: I’m an unapologetic lush. A y one!

Myungsoo: Hit-and-miss relevant/weird. Evidence of obsession with before-bed selcas and eye masks coming to light.

Sungjong: On point. Done with hyungs.

4. Hoya’s random angry side-eye to our dearest leader at 2:43. What’s that about? And just Purple Teletubby's facial expressions in general through this whole interview. He looks like's in one of those old silent films or something!

5. Sunggyu’s obsession with the bathroom. Someone’s omma apparently told him good bowel movements are the key to good health. Smart omma produces smart bibimbaby.

6. In a zombie apocalypse, Sunggyu would want to shack up survive with a girl group. Which one?!? Darn you, Hoya, spit it out so I can ship Gyu with them! (Also, Woohyun's, "You have someone." SPIT IT OUT, WOOHYUN! WHO IS HE DATING! I WANT TO SPAZZ OVER MY GYU'S GOOD TASTE!)

7. But seriously, Hobaby, ease up on that grease, will ya? Noona’s about to gag here. “Inspirits’ voices” my ynoona booty.

8. Camera person, scooch to the right a bit. You’ve cut off like half of our maknae’s beautiful face!

9. I’d pick cutie commander to survive a zombie apocalypse with, too, but not because of his tenacity, but because it would be a very good excuse to repopulate the planet with offspring that are half-him/half-me. Ha.

10. Did Yeol seriously catch a fly with his bare hand? I don’t know if I’m or grossed out. This is a very weird sensation for me!

This was like a gag skit or something and I totally know it wasn't meant to be, that's just our random dorks being their random selves. Did I say I can't wait for Infinite's Showtime?!?

This post approved by Kim “My y knee makes me delicious zombie bait” Sunggyu.

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