All the Infinite Showtime teasers are out! Naturally, my favorite is Sunggyu’s, even though it has the least action of all. I mean, it’s basically a 25-second gif. Of course, what did you expect from our lazy gramps, right?

Baby, forget that piano. You can lean on me anytime! Aside from Gyu, the dongsaengs’ teasers are all differing levels of adorable. Here we have Uncle Dongwoo taking the energy level up a notch…or twenty…

Trademark Dongwoo: hiney shot at 0:30. Because…Dongwoo. Also, there is something slightly M-rated about the way he picks up that piano bench, but noona’s mind is a cesspool, so just ignore me. We’ll move onto Woohyun’s take on the teaser, shall we?

I’m still not digging that blonde hair, but it’s not as rage-inducing as when I first saw it. The seal-clapping moves are a nice touch. Do they rival dance machine Hoya’s sick choreo?

No, no they do not. Question though: should Hoya be dancing on that ankle yet? Gotta love his professionalism. He doesn’t break down 10 seconds in…

Of course, when the breakdown is this adorable, it’s acceptable! We all know “cute” makes up for “lack of impromptu dance skill”, right?

Does anyone else have the urge to watch Myungsoo in an Austin Powers-esque film as a groovy spy who uses his dance moves to scare off the enemy? Anyone? Hello? What do you say, Sungjong?

I love how Sungjong is like, “Isn’t this funny?”, but he’s the only one who gets cool dance music overlaid on the 60s’ dork tune. Maknae is growing up well. They are all growing up so well. This show is going to be sooooooooooooooooo stupidly fun, haha. And I know that just from the sheer amount of tushy shots in these teasers. Just too bad I can’t be part of this event.

This post approved by Kim “Casually y, actually lazy” Sunggyu.

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