I don't mean Sunggyu murdered my ovaries. He does that all the time anyhow; they've developed regenerative properties. They're like gecko tails or starfish arms. No, I mean he straight up MURDERED me tonight. Do you know how? By standing still long enough at Infinite Effect in Bangkok (Day 1) for noona to break the "no photography" rule and get this gem...

Yes, peeps, this here photograph is an Informantxgirl Original. No need to link to generous fansite snaps or official pix. No sir, I took this picture with my own old, pudgy, ynoona hands!

(It's only a bonus the angle makes him look like a hot priest who would ironically force me to go to confession that much more often. For all the wrong reasons. Or perhaps the right ones?)

I was kind of worried about Gyu yesterday when he looked completely bombed at the press conference when the official cameras weren't on him (fan pictures showed him looking worn out), but this morning on the news he looked bright and happy and he was smiling up a storm through much of the concert. (Totally teased Woohyun when he started late on his line in Love Letter.)

As for the concert? All I can say it: IT WAS INFINITELY AMAZING. Pay attention to al the videos if you're going; they are so much more than have been released. I was so excited, I missed some parts of them - meaning I missed Gyu's spectacularness. Sorry, Gyubaby! Also, Hoya tried so, so hard to speak Thai. It was adorable...and mostly incomprehensible, haha. The interpreter this time around was sloooooowwww (Dongwoo actually had to say, "Hurry up!") and sorry to say, not on point; there were parts she didn't translate at all, and I know this, because they were words I understood! No English this time, which I feel is a pity. I love Gyu speaking English. They spoke A LOT. The ments just went on and on, especially Yeol's at the tail end. We actually laughed at how long it was, but it was cute! Ugh, my body is bursting with feels. You understand, don't you, bibimbaby?

And now if you'll excuse me, I need to file a report with the police about my murder by the alicious hamster man known as Kim Sunggyu before I rest up for tomorrow's concert.

This post approved by Kim "Can wai* with the best of them" Sunggyu.

*A wai is the traditional Thai greeting.

*Gifs credited to their rightful owner but that blurry picture is ALL MINE.