It’s nearly finals season here, which means this Gyustan noona has been mostly preoccupied with one thing: Gyu’s cute little tushy authoring finals. So you’ll pardon me if my brain naturally turns the experience of watching our cutie commander’s outing on the V app show into a test. Of sorts. If you’re so inclined, why you give it a whirl and see how well you score?

ynoona’s Reaction to Kim Sunggyu on the V App show: Final

(∞ points)

1. How big of a crick did noona’s neck develop from the unnatural angle this show started with?

A. Hamster-sized

B. Salamander general chest-sized

C. Sunggyu fancrush on Nell-sized

D. She didn’t get a crick. She just fast-forwarded until they flipped the camera.

Answer: E. Infinite complaint size. Like, seriously, I know it’s a live show, but get your ducks in a row, crew members! Also, the answer will never be D. Noona doesn’t fast-forward anything with the Gyu. That is not the button noona abuses when his Gyuness is around.

2. Which Gyu selca would noona have voted for him to upload?

A. Number one

B. Number two

C. Number three

D. All of the above.

Answer: D. and E. E being this one, too, which isn’t technically a selca, but eh. Can’t waste a drop of that photoGyunicness!

3. How sulky did noona get that Gyu name-checked the World Tour a Gyubillion times but made no mention of countries other than his beloved home, China, and some European nations?

A. Rather sulky.

B. Quite sulky.

C. Relatively sulky.

D. Pretty freakin’ sulky.

Answer: E. Resignedly sulky.

4. What percentage of noona’s ovaries survived when Sunggyu pulled out the ENGLISH?

A. 0%

B. 0.0%

C. 0.00%

D. 0.000%

Answer: Z. 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

5. When Sunggyu said he did not have a sore throat or a cold, but that the huskiness of his voice came from having “just” woken up, where did noona’s mind go?

A. The gutter.

B. No, seriously, the gutter.

C. I mean, he just got back from being abroad. Surrounded by y, efficient flight attendants. Who fed him ramen. In a confined space. FOR HOURS.

D. That kind of continuous activity…can be tiring for a bibimbaby.

Answer: If you know what I mean.

Bonus: Which isn’t to say he didn’t continue right on…sleeping…once he was back in Korea.

6. Which did noona find cuter: Sunggyu’s laughing fits or his coughing fits?

A. Laughing

B. Coughing

C. She’s a weirdo, so coughing.

D. Mostly because she also suffers from allergic rhinitis. It is not pretty. He has my sympathy.

Answer: ?. Hiccupping. I need to see this happen. Yes, I am aware I am bizarre.

7. Noona’s most squeal out-loud moment?

A. Um, not all of them?

B. Oh, wait, probably when Sunggyu revealed he wants to cosplay Mulder from The X-Files.

C. If you hadn’t guessed from my username, I’m a diehard X-Phile.

D. And it pleases me greatly baby has an interest in extraterrestrial life, Area 51, etc.

Answer: THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!

8. What was noona’s opinion of Sunggyu’s idea of an enjoyable date, i.e. drinking beer and singing karaoke?

A. Eh, yes to the latter, no to the former. I’ll just have some soft drinks.

B. I totally believe that that was water in that bottle, Gyubaby, totally. The fact that you came out and said it wasn’t soju when it never even crossed my mind that it could be…confirms to me that it was water.

C. Although it’s not like I couldn’t drink if I wanted to, but I’ve never been into alcohol. It’s not an ideological thing. It’s a taste and allergy thing.

D. I don’t like the taste and I have a mild allergy to alcohol. A rash came on after I drank a bit too much of my ex’s mojito. (Which, FYI, tastes like toothpaste. Blech.)

Answer: A. Naturally. (This one totally had an answer!)

9. Circle which of these people/things/places noona was infinitely envious of when this broadcast ended. (More than one answer is possible.)

A. Lee Sungyeol.

B. London.

C. ET.*

D. That beanie.

E. Sunggyu’s right hand.

F. All them fans who clearly saved several countries in a past life.

Answer: CIRCLE THEM ALL AND ADD THAT MIRROR THAT IS ALLOWED TO REFLECT HIS SUPREME GYUNESS TO THE LIST.

*You youngins may need to find some info on that. Google it or Tumblr it or something.

10. Which of the following best summarizes noona’s final assessment of Gyu’s outing as a solo host?

A. More, please.

B. Stream-of-consciousness cute awkwardness at its best.

C. And I totally knew Gyu was wearing that beanie because he hadn’t washed his hair. Cause that is just the way our dearest leader rolls, y’all. Ain’t got no time for no personal hygiene. Not with a World Tour to conduct, a cellphone-sourced pictorial to rival L’s professional camera one coming up, a date with freakishly lucky fans that will not include beer (got to think of the minor!), “sleeping”, having to learn the actual lyrics to Lovelyz’s Achoo, and the many thoughts that accompany a grandpa young man of his age to sort through. Phew. See? No time to wash his hair.

D. Disappointed because there was no beer barrel six-pack revelation.

Answer: E. Nothing will beat Sunggyu’s impression of wide-eyed Infinite realizing how far they’ve come: EUROPE! IT’S EUROPE!

Baby, never change.

So, how did you all do? Did you pass?

Like our Supreme Leader says, "Life is a series of tests!"

This post approved by Kim “It’s so hard hosting a show by myself but I still managed to talk for 45 minutes. And all I drank was water. Now to go back to “sleep”, everyone” Sunggyu.

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