Whoever edited the following video of Gyu's bits in the In the Heights trailer, THANK YOU. However, %$*#$@# YOU, GYU.

I don’t even know where to start enumerating all the crimes committed in this short little clip. Chief of which is this abomination against noona’s ability to speak and think coherently:

Oh wait, you’re asking me what the big deal is? You’re asking me what the pulse-accelerating, sanity-decimating, ovary-shattering deal is?!? Maybe you’d like to see it in motion, then.

NO. No, Kim Sunggyu, that is NOT OKAY. I am all for you gettin’ some skinship (and more, if you catch my drift...which, let’s face it, if you’re a Gysutan, you totally do), but JUST NO. You do not commit this quintuple whammy on noona’s lady bits! You cannot:

1) Be getting skinship…

2) …in a wife-beater…

3) …that is white…

4) …which clings to you like I desperately want to nobody’s business…

5) …while gazing down into Luna’s eyes like you want to do unspeakable* things to her.

*Of the y variety or the psycho variety, I’m not yet quite sure, but suffice to say, SHALL NOT BE SPOKEN OF.

How dare you do this to your fans! NO, YOU NASTY, NAUGHTY, Y HAMSTER, NO.

You. Stop.

(Also, does he not look like a sinfully hot televangelist in this gif? Just sayin'...that's not noona's cup of tea, but gosh if this doesn't lead noona's chimichangas thoughts in that direction.)

Please!

Okay, I’m out. I’m just out. Gyu being In the Heights? Talk about putting Gyustans in Heavenly Hell! Drink a toast to the departure of my ovaries, will you, everyone?

This post approved by Kim “Benny, better known as El Diablo y” Sunggyu.

*Pictures and video credited to their rightful owners.