…elder Kim a.k.a He To Whom I Dedicate My Lady parts, starts us off nice and easy with a selca of himself in a hoodie…

…which YASSSS, PLEASE, I WANTS SOME MORES, SIR. (Sunggyu in a hoodie decimates noona’s English. Shhhh, don’t tell my dissertation adviser!)

Then, baby Kim is all, “Step aside, hyung, here come the big guns.”

And are they ever BIG guns!

WHAT EVEN?!? I’m not even into muscular guys (Exhibit A: my bias is a cuddly jelly bear), but WHOA MAMA AND NELLY. JUST WHOA. (I swear I’m not crying from the feels…no, I am not…just something big and hot in my eye.)

Kim Sunggyu, you’re a cruel jerk for tweeting this out while noona still has like fifteen exams left to grade. Just so, so cruel. (Even crueler is the dongsaeng who shared it with me. No, kidding, I heart you!)

Keep you and your brother with a good body to your y self until I’ve finished marking, okay? (Hobaby agrees.)

That’s my good little bibimbaby.

…Jerk.

This post approved by Kim “Hot Jelly” Sunggyu and Kim “Just Hot” Myungsoo.

*Pictures credited to their owners.

**One of those owners is Sunggyu!