I love when our bibimbaby dresses up. I mean, I love Gyu in his regular old stage costumes…

…and his airport fashion is…uh, both unique and CDC-compliant.

However, when salamander general rocks the cosplay, noona is one happy totally fantasizer camper. (Which, does that surprise anyone, considering I only write AUs? Haha.)

And while Winnie the Gyu wins me over…

…and Pikagyu pretty much obliterates my sanity…

…and wannabe Lovelyz member Sunggyurina is too lovable for words…

…there’s one form of Gyu cosplay that well and truly comes out the champ in ultimate noona ovaries/coherence slayage. And no, it’s not his Hugh Hefner cosplay (you tell me that smoking jacket doesn’t scream ‘the Hef’!)

(You can’t unsee it now, can you?)

Nope, my absolute favoritest, most beloved in all the three worlds cosplay of our dearest leader is no other than the simple but super-y Office cosplay.

Of which there are infinite variations. Behold: Do my “taxes” accountant Kim cosplay.

Give me your “best advice” legal counsel Kim cosplay.

Assign me some “duties” Team Leader Kim cosplay.

Review my “stock options” CFO Kim cosplay.

And naturally, CEO of Hotness Inc. Kim cosplay, a.k.a. I’ll do whatever you command Boss Gyu cosplay (is this really cosplay, though?).

Yes, indeed, Office cosplaying Kim Sunggyu is love. It is life. It is the inspiration for way too many of my fics and gives y’all a freakishly clear window into the dark recesses of my ynoona mind. It is the embodiment of said fics. Is there any wonder I like it so much? That doesn't make me a creepy byuntae, right?

Don't answer that.

I don’t actually work in an office nor know anything about them, but if our cutie commander was anywhere in the vicinity of one, I’d dump my current occupation in an instant for a chance to ask to borrow his "paperclips" drool over chat with him at the water cooler. They could pay me minimum wage for all I care. The fringe benefit of admiring this each day…

…would more than make up for the pay cut. Mmm, send me an intra-office memo, Kim Sunggyu-sshi. Send it good.

(No one else's eyes went to...the area beneath his tie...did they? Just me, huh?)

(Checks number of rated fics authored versus non-rated.)

(Yeah, sounds about right for me.)

Keep on cosplaying, bibimbaby.

This post approved by Kim “Already boss in the office of life” Sunggyu.

*Pictures credited to their owners.