I keep telling you, SungJONG is NOT Infinite's maknae, SungGYU is!
Nothing is worse than misinformation, so noona has taken it upon herself in lieu of grading papers which she totally needs to do before tomorrow's class to set to rights one glaring falsehood.
(And no, I don't mean the totally fake height Gyu achieved using goodness knows how many shoe lifts to get him on a level with Infinite's tallest member.)
Nope, it's something much more urgent and important than that. What I need everyone to know, to truly understand, and to make sure to remember is this: there is only one Sung brother who can be the maknae of Infinite. Only one Sung shall claim the post of youngest. Only. One. Sung. And that is SungGYU. KIM SUNGGYU, I TELL YOU!
Observe.
See?!? Do you see how when they all switched up parts in Be Mine, how naturally he slipped into his Gyud-given role of the baby? Do you see how it fits him like a g(yu)love to be the youngest? (And how Sungjong is so totally a hyung - I mean he's even been to the army already!) So, Woollim profile writers, Wiki editors, sundry news outlets, please correct your information. Infinite's maknae, Infinite's youngest, Infinite's undisputed baby is no other than him.
Kim.
Sung.
Gyu.
(I see Hoya judgin'. It can't be helped, Hobaby. A group can only have one maknae, and I'm sorry you're the eternal middle child.)
That concludes today's information correction bulletin. Go forth and obliterate this misinformation. Remember: the maknae of Infinite is Kim Sunggyu! No other!
This post approved by Kim "Long live Infinite's true maknae" Sunggyu.
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