Hey guys, Luke here. In light of my current lack of activity here, I have decided to offer my superpowers for the greater good...or some bs like that.

But anyway, here are some rules that I have to lay down before anyone makes a request.

-My skills are in Japanese, not Korean.

-I can't watch or download videos, so I can only translate articles for now.

-I would prefer it if what you're asking to be translated isn't an entire book because that can take me months, but about 1-5 pages could potentially be done in a week (I use WordPad for referance...the number of kilobytes it is could also help).

-Provide me a link to the page that you'd like translated.

-I'd much prefer that you ask for actual Japanese artists, but I can be forced to work on a Korean singer's interview. (But if you ask for Exo, there's a good chance I'll make the translation something like: Baekhyun - "I've never ed Chanyeol before cuz he has real nasty naval lint." You have been warned.)

-As for the price...THERE IS NONE. Just request and I'll try to fit it into my schedule.

-This last one isn't a rule, but do know that I've never had formal study in Japanese, just had an interest and been delving into it for a bit more than five years now. Also, there are times when I can understand a Japanese sentence perfectly well, but have such a hard time translating it (English is actually my second language, so I usually translate it in my head to my first language as a default).

Anyway, if any of yall have ever found something in Japanese that you were just DYING to know about, let me know.