Today, I realized yet another thing that has been ruined for me by Kim Sunggyu. (And no, it was not my ovaries. Those are as long gone as the dinosaurs, much to our cutie commander’s delight.)

No, what has been ruined for me is something you and I do each and every day, at least twice a day, and maybe more if I’ve been gorging on enjoying chocolate. And he’s destroyed it for me.

Destroyed in the sense of izing it, which is just not right.

Have you guessed what it is yet? Have you determined how Sunggyu has yet again destroyed this poor noona’s life?

That’s right. Kim Sunggyu has ruined teeth brushing for me. He has somehow made this simple act of maintaining oral hygiene into one of the most actions ever.

(Why on Earth our bibimbaby thought this was okay to do on camera, and so freakishly casually, will be one of the major mysteries of life. Like how Myungsoo can be so charismatic on stage but such an adorable spazz off it. Or how Uncle Dongwoo can be so cute even when he’s just blabbering.)

Perhaps it’s because of those teeth…those beautiful, beautiful teeth…which I can imagine nibbling on me food and whatnot…

Well, I don’t know, I can’t explain it, but there you go. Watching a hamster grandpa man brush his teeth has somehow become a for me.

God Gyud save my soul.

This post approved by Kim “Double the iness when he’s brushing my teeth” Myungsoo.

*Pictures credited to their owners.